[RP]Bounty on Starsong Tribe.

90 Blood Elf Paladin
6785
“Lord Thaladrad! LORD THALADRAD!” The bellowing was accompanied by heavy footsteps and the clank of armor before the mahogany doors of the study were thrown open.

Ravenhul looked up at the intruder. The orc seemed to remember his manners and dipped into a bow before him.

Ravenhul wished he had known he’d be interrupted. He was wearing nothing but his customary breeches but no shirt. He’d just awoken.

The orc said nothing about the demonic tattoos emblazoned across the left side of Ravenhul’s back and chest, tattoos that he’d gotten to honor the Burning Legion in his past.

He sighed at the stationary in his hands, took one last glance at the smiling, pink elekk pattern and the large lettering explaining feelings and hopes and fears. He tucked that away into the pink envelope, taking one last whiff of the peppermint perfume she’d sprayed on it. “Oh, Hooves,” he murmured. Reluctantly, he pulled his thoughts from warm embraces and shy kisses, turning his attention to the orc.

“Lord Thaladrad, please!” The orc said, as he placed his massive, grimy hand on the Blood Lord's shoulder.

Ravenhul’s happy thoughts were replaced by anger. He’d been having just a little bit of peace, enjoying thinking on more pleasant things.

“I know you fool! It's already been taken care of!” Ravenhul snapped, slapping the hand of the orc away. He scowled at the dirt the orc’s filthy hand had left on his shoulder.

The notice was already plastered in the appropriate places of every major Horde city:

“Greetings Brothers and Sisters of the Horde! The time has come for us to make an example of the epitome of Alliance foolishness and arrogance. In recent days, the United Horde Legions has come under attack by a group of blackguards calling themselves the ‘Starsong Tribe.’ A hundred gold will be offered for each one of their heads. Let us join together and be rid of this menace!”


((Here's the deal: 100 gold for a FULL screen shot of a succesful honor kill of a Starsong Tribe member. The reward will be raised to 200 gold if they're being camped by multiple Horde.))

The orc nodded and left, backing out of Ravenhul’s study, bowing as he went. Ravenhul shook his head as the fool almost knocked over a porcelain vase, decorated with golden phoenixes.

That was when he realized he still held the silvery braid of Draenei hair in his fingers. Hooves had sent it with her letter. The orc had probably known better than to comment on it, if he’d noticed at all. Not as if the fool would have known what it was anyways. He tucked it into his pocket, and hoped that she’d at least survive his efforts against Devilclaw. But Starsong was a much bigger problem now than the Outlaws.
Edited by Ravenhul on 1/29/2013 9:01 PM PST
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
6785
((Reserved for Updates. And screen shots))

HALL OF SHAME!

http://i.imgur.com/lMTTVIj.jpg Imfernal

http://i.imgur.com/GmTHgPw.jpg Imfernal

http://i.imgur.com/ktEDJnJ.jpg Imfernal

http://i.imgur.com/YZYTtvG.jpg Eliesther

http://i.imgur.com/kTJqamp.png Ezzran

http://i.imgur.com/WocwhhS.png Ezzran :D

http://imgur.com/gnku5TZ,WN559CY,xk9oPwF,1a03OC6 Coin
Edited by Ravenhul on 2/1/2013 8:58 PM PST
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
6785
((basically post the screenshots here. Anything else, contact me in game. Let the Starsong Tribe BURN! :D))
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90 Human Priest
8255
((We'll talk about which of my Horde alts you can send the money to later.
http://i.imgur.com/nTk5r91.jpg))
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90 Night Elf Hunter
10970
((Send the money to my P.O. box.
http://cl.ly/image/1l130M0C042p/WoWScrnShot_012613_192818.jpg))
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Ravenhul, as your unofficial and self-appointed financial adviser, I strongly encourage you to incorporate an option clause to alleviate the pains and shenanigans put on by said guild; they are emotionally unstable, most likely suffering from a strand of post-traumatic stress disorder, and appear to be inflicting self-harm by means of gravity in order to collect and abuse the monetary rewards.

We'll be in touch.

-Cluff
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90 Pandaren Shaman
8970
Ravenhul, as your unofficial and self-appointed financial adviser


make sure he invest in one of my variable annuity products.
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
6785
Ravenhul, as your unofficial and self-appointed financial adviser, I strongly encourage you to incorporate an option clause to alleviate the pains and shenanigans put on by said guild; they are emotionally unstable, most likely suffering from a strand of post-traumatic stress disorder, and appear to be inflicting self-harm by means of gravity in order to collect and abuse the monetary rewards.

We'll be in touch.

-Cluff


Noted. I have made new requirements. It is best not to pay attention to these two hoodlems of the Starsong Tribe.
Edited by Ravenhul on 1/26/2013 5:40 PM PST
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90 Human Priest
8255
((Senleon would like me to share this with you. He made it especially for this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z95OV8OvsVI
I'll expect my reward as soon as it's convenient for you, since a good guy like you surely wouldn't ignore my legitimate screenshot of a dead Starsong member. Please send it to my Horde alt Georgine.))
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87 Blood Elf Hunter
7375
((Let's ignore the fact that I haven't played my hunter in months so she's still 87 and focus on the fact that I brought her out just for this. Here's a screenshot of a dead Starsong member.
http://i.imgur.com/YZYTtvG.jpg ))
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90 Pandaren Hunter
8835
pathetic.
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3 Pandaren Warrior
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01/26/2013 06:47 PMPosted by Chenhua
pathetic.


Hello, welcome to a RPPVP Server. Can always go back to MG.
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((

Anisse and Sokolov, can you please stop. You're ruining my immersion and if you continue I may have to report you. It goes against the World of Warcraft lore to kill yourself in an attempt to collect a bounty from the opposing faction.

I thought you would have understood this as seasoned RPers, and to be frank, I'm disappointed that there is a need to be even having this discussion to begin with.

-Cluff

))
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90 Human Mage
11760
(( Ahh, good joke, Cluff... seasoned RPers. ))
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90 Human Priest
8255
((Hey, I didn't post anything to do with Anisse's death. I posted Senleon's. I'm running a completely legitimate business operation here, Cluff!
Anyway, there's no way Anisse knows a bounty is on her head ICly. Ravenhul's post says that he posted up a notice in Horde cities, not that he notified Starsong itself, so there's no way for me to reply to this in character until she or what few friends she has in Starsong get attacked.))
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85 Blood Elf Rogue
8145
(( Hey guys, remember that thread where this guy didn't know that posts in double brackets were OOC?

I d--oh, wait.

That was this thread?
Haha, my bad.

Carry on, friends. ))
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(( Hey guys, remember that thread where this guy didn't know that posts in double brackets were OOC?

I d--oh, wait.

That was this thread?
Haha, my bad.

Carry on, friends. ))

((

I understood the brackets. I thought what they were doing, OOC or otherwise, was stupid, so I poked fun at them in a satiric way. Do you understand now?

I was MOCKING them.

-Cluff

))
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
6785
((

Anisse and Sokolov, can you please stop. You're ruining my immersion and if you continue I may have to report you. It goes against the World of Warcraft lore to kill yourself in an attempt to collect a bounty from the opposing faction.

I thought you would have understood this as seasoned RPers, and to be frank, I'm disappointed that there is a need to be even having this discussion to begin with.

-Cluff

))


((I absolutely agree with you Cluff. I also commend you for that. But regardless, let's just try and be the bigger people. Lets all of us this keep this IC from now on, okay?))
Edited by Ravenhul on 1/26/2013 10:42 PM PST
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90 Night Elf Priest
8445
((
Lies,..

he so was -not- mocking them.

Cluff never mocks. Its unconstitutional.
))
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90 Night Elf Rogue
9480
ooc: this is uh
gonna be fun
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