Topic [A10] LF Healadin. And tacos. And giggles.
Edited by Aeleas on 4/11/13 12:59 PM (PDT)
What We Have to Offer You:
We offer great female voices in Mumble. We do not offer concubines. We do offer puntable Gnomes. We do not offer Gnomish mail-order brides. We do offer really bad mama jokes. We do not offer mamas. We do offer DJ Jmoney singing "Red Solo Cup" after new boss kills. We do not offer earplugs. Bring your own. This is recommended.
Draconus Noir has an open spot for your healer. We would prefer a holy paladin, but we will take any outstanding healer for the spot. This is a definite core spot. We will not recruit you for the bench. We offer 200g per day in guild repairs, a plethora of raid-relevant, valuable items in the guild bank for half the price of AH value (to both hook you up, and keep gold flowing into the bank. We also have them available for free in several situations). We also offer a steady progression for you (we're knocking new bosses out in one to three nights, when we're not dragged down by abysmal pugs, which we're usually good at avoiding). Membership with DN will give you comraderie, out-of-raid guild activities of a wide variety, community, and plenty of laughs.
About Draconus Noir:
Draconus Noir is a 10-man Alliance raiding guild on the Icecrown server. We're currently 6/6, 2/6, 0/4 normal mode (late start is due to tear-jerking recruitment woes, but we're catching up like wildfire). DN is comprised of a mixture of oldschool hardcore players with server-first competition raiding history, and new blood that has turned into great, skilled raiders. DN formed in 2005, raided through classic, BC, and part of WotLK before getting shelved, ressurrected during Dragon Soul, DN is now clearing challenge after challenge in Mists of Pandaria.
Draconus Noir is recruiting one solid Warlock for definite core progression raiding spots. We're confident that, finally filling in this final raid spot with a skilled situationally aware raider, we'll be knocking down bosses even faster than we are now.
We raid Wednesdays at 7 pm EST, and Thursdays and Saturdays at 8 pm EST. All raiders are expected to be available for invites fifteen minutes early. We want to pull at the raid start time, not start filling at raid start time. We go for three hours, with a five-minute break at the halfway point (1.5 hours).
We do have expectations of our core raiders, simply because progression will not happen otherwise. So, if you are consistently late for raids, miss raids with no warning or explaination, we are not the guild for you. If you expect to be carried instead of carrying your own weight, we are not the guild for you. If you spend more time as a corpse than as a raider, we are not the guild for you. Punctuality, consistent attendance, playing your class skillfully, keeping yourself up-to-date on the mechanics of both your class, and of bosses, and self-preservation during encounters are strict requirements for our core raiders, as is a good attitude.
If we're what you're looking for, send recruitment officer Aeleas/Galadrenai a tell, or an ingame mail if I am not online, and we'll get a recruitment interview underway ASAP.
Galadrenai#1703 You can get in touch with me from my battletag as well. Thank you for considering Draconus Noir, and we look forward to seeing you ingame!
1: Must know Klingon, English, or Gobbledygook as a primary language.
2: Must know your spellbook thoroughly, because there's always those obscure little abilities that turn out to be a signifigant help on some encounters.
3: Must play from a computer more recent than a Commodore. The Commodores are still angry that Lionel Ritchie left.
4: Must not be offended by jokes of Murloc or Gnome genocide.
5: Must be open to constructive criticism, and able to admit to a mistake, the better to learn from it and improve as a player.
6: Must be able to use a Panda Monk roll without coming out of the roll between the legs of unaggroed angry raid mobs and getting one-shot (really, Longstach? Really?? REALLY?!?!?!).
7: Must know the signifigance of colorful, angry circles on the floor, and able to react accordingly. Seriously, folks, be aware of your surroundings. What is wrong with you?
8: Must know, and pretend to strictly adhere to, the guild motto: It's All About Kelley.
Other Totally Useless Information:
Our GM, Kelley, is the only one allowed to get yelled at to buff Might more than half a dozen times before she snaps to.
Farm content is typically one-shot.
Deathswolf had an electrical fire in his house one morning, and still made the raid that evening. Chuck Norris cannot do this.
Draconus Noir loves effort and consistency, and effort and consistency consistently sees efforts to award shinies.
Racial Requirements for Draconus Noir:
We accept only Humans, Night Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, Draenei, and Worgen.
We do not accept Trolls, trolls, Orcs, Tauren, Undead, the 10k, Blood Elves, Goblins, the Kentucky Derby, the 100-Meter Dash, Pepsi 500, Coca-Cola 500, Diet Dr. Pepper 500, or the Marathon.
Disclaimer: Participation in the latter-mentioned races does not neccesarily exclude applicants from membership in Draconus Noir. You should not exclude any race. You should spend some time away from WoW to race. This is healthy. Except street racing. You should not street race. You should foot race. You should also get foot massages. Massages should not be a race (this is not a racist comment against Massages). Draconus Noir does not take responsibility for injuries sustained in daydream races. You should race naked Gnomes across Azeroth. You should not race against time. Racing against races for the sake of racing in a race footrace race uhhh race race this word is starting to look funny race buff Alliance racials race good bad good race race *Aeleas has blacked out! Aeleas comes to in the Pokecenter!*