Hi! I'm Velgarr!

100 Undead Warlock
11270
Variante--

Golly! I can't even remember my warlockery training!
Oh, how it's been a long time!

Funny thing, though...
Underneath it all, I thought about being a healer.
Clearly, you also attended this school.
Kinda sucks that you flunked out.

You're an astute, fella, though!
Others may disagree.
Until they know the truth, though, they'll be wrong.
Really! You're a swell guy and a wonderful student!
Studying the art of the warlock isn't suited to a priest, though.
Even one who vaguely grasps the arts of shadows (such as yourself).
Little priests shouldn't try to tell warlocks to heal.
For you are the one with a Holy tree.
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100 Troll Priest
14600
Dear Velgarr,

Do you have a good recipe for barbecue sauce?

Also, mustard-based or tomato? I'm currently thinking about brisket.

<3,
Skuiizhi
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100 Undead Warlock
11270
The answer is yes.

And (BBQ purists cry out in horror) why limit yourself? Tomato, mustard, AND vinegar!
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
8005
When an afk warlock gets ganked and he's not around to see it, does he make a sound?
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100 Undead Warlock
11270
01/30/2013 11:03 PMPosted by Asteriix
When an afk warlock gets ganked and he's not around to see it, does he make a sound?


No.

But maybe it counts as him being camped? It's all subjective, I guess.
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
8005
What if they were hit by a giant turtle shell
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100 Undead Warlock
11270
Asteriix--No sound.
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90 Human Paladin
9675
Question for Velgarr

What is white, surrounded by blue and sometimes pees on you?
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100 Undead Warlock
11270
Stamatatos--Nothing.

Or a cloud.

Depends on how literal you're being.
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90 Human Paladin
9675
Stamatatos--Nothing.

Or a cloud.

Depends on how literal you're being.


You are correct it is a cloud.....

Wow you are the great and powerful Velgarr

If i could figure out a way to send you a cookie I would :)
Edited by Stamatatos on 1/31/2013 2:12 PM PST
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90 Undead Priest
Woe
6755
Dear Velgarr,

Tomorrow is Super Bowl Sunday, and I will be working. Do you think work will be slow because families are at home watching football, or is it the perfect day to go swimming in my pool?
Edited by Unsanctified on 2/2/2013 3:12 PM PST
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Dear Velgarr,

Wherever do you get your fabulous hats? Because I'm not shopping at the right place.
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100 Undead Warlock
11270
Unsanctifriedchicken--It -should- be slow. That being said, there are some very un-American anti-football people out there who think Super Bowl™ Sunday is the best time to do ANYTHING else because of how deserted places (that don't feature gigantic TVs as a feature) should be.

Good luck!

Shodi--If you mean in-game, two of my transmog hats come from the level 85 version of the Theramore scenario. If you mean IRL, then your best bet will be to browse around online and/or hit up some thrift stores--and good luck!
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93 Orc Warrior
11385
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
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100 Undead Warlock
11270
Murokar--What?
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
18920
02/03/2013 12:39 AMPosted by Murokar
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?


http://imgur.com/gallery/q3bEY
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100 Troll Priest
14600
02/03/2013 12:39 AMPosted by Murokar
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs
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90 Human Mage
11385
Velgarr -

Let's say hypothetically that one found themselves in a long distance and slightly fraudulent love affair with a Heisman candidate and NFL draft pick. And that their love was a love that society would shun and ridicule them for...

Dream of Love? Is it really over..

Can I overcome these tears? I close my eyes and feel that he's still with me..
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100 Undead Warlock
11270
Rexxus--The answer is you ruined someone's career, and I can see the trolling potential there. You're doing Gods' work son (note the apostrophe placement).
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100 Blood Elf Mage
13815
Dear Velgarr,

You put the RP in derp. For the Horde!
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