Tiny Tanks Unite!

Calling all tiny tanks!

In this thread, we will discuss how much better being a Gnome/Dwarf/Goblin is than all of these other "tall" races. All tanks welcome, so long as they are small!

Perhaps we can discuss how much better we are in PvP. I know other tall races cannot defend the mine in AB while successfully hiding in a mine cart.

Or maybe PvE? It looks silly to have a "normie" tall person standing on a stack of boxes while he/she tanks a boss or group of enemies.

What about how much more stylish we look in virtually ALL gear? The list is endless!

Go forth, my fellow tiny tanks, and spread your miniscule cheer and tanking goodness!
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90 Human Paladin
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Gnomes....

I will punt you!
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90 Tauren Warrior
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Now now Pumanhaladin...

Let me do it. Tauren started the gnome punting. We will end it....

But that is not this day.

/punt
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90 Human Death Knight
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RP forums are that way.
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90 Night Elf Death Knight
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01/29/2013 05:48 PMPosted by Guidance
RP forums are that way.

Oh, lighten up. We have fun here.
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90 Pandaren Monk
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Calling all tiny tanks!

In this thread, we will discuss how much better being a Gnome/Dwarf/Goblin is than all of these other "tall" races. All tanks welcome, so long as they are small!

Perhaps we can discuss how much better we are in PvP. I know other tall races cannot defend the mine in AB while successfully hiding in a mine cart.

Or maybe PvE? It looks silly to have a "normie" tall person standing on a stack of boxes while he/she tanks a boss or group of enemies.

What about how much more stylish we look in virtually ALL gear? The list is endless!

Go forth, my fellow tiny tanks, and spread your miniscule cheer and tanking goodness!


I'm pretty sure i've sat on things bigger then you.

You're the Michael J Fox of tanks
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90 Blood Elf Priest
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Honestly I hate male tauren/draenei in melee because I literally cannot see anything else in melee they are so huge!
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85 Gnome Death Knight
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DID SOMEONE SAY NOAMS?!
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Combat tables, diminishing returns and you!
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2489160859
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90 Blood Elf Priest
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01/29/2013 11:04 PMPosted by Aestyr
Honestly I hate male tauren/draenei in melee because I literally cannot see anything else in melee they are so huge!


At least you can see 'em. My goblin warrior seems to be significantly affected by the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. The trail of mobs clearly indicate movement but hide position; OTOH, if you can see him, good luck guessing where he's leaping next.
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90 Pandaren Monk
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01/29/2013 11:04 PMPosted by Aestyr
Honestly I hate male tauren/draenei in melee because I literally cannot see anything else in melee they are so huge!


When my paladin was a bloof elf, you could never see her with the other tank (tauren) standing on top of her.

*edit: man.. when i was posting this i must have been retarded, fixed so it's in english.
Edited by Hugsspec on 2/2/2013 10:25 AM PST
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90 Human Monk
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Gnome monks are scary

Remind me of the Yoda VS count dookie fight in the latest Star Wars. Just so much wrong I wanted to stab my eyes out with a spoon.....

Where was I going with this...

Oh yes.. Gnome Monks... creepy~
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90 Pandaren Monk
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01/30/2013 12:21 PMPosted by Verjeh
Gnome monks are scary


ABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA

Carry on with your day now.
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The mask hides my awesome ponytails though. /cryfase
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90 Dwarf Warrior
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don't call me tiny shortstuff.
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90 Orc Death Knight
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So how does spinning crane kick work as a Gnome?
Is it really small, but the effected area is normal sized? Seems like it would be difficult to judge.
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90 Pandaren Monk
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So how does spinning crane kick work as a Gnome?
Is it really small, but the effected area is normal sized? Seems like it would be difficult to judge.


The graphic is smaller, but it probably has the same range.

Also

Can all you gnomes strap yourself to this stake and stand over by that fire, while i get my bib and gnome sauce ready?

thanks.
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So how does spinning crane kick work as a Gnome?
Is it really small, but the effected area is normal sized? Seems like it would be difficult to judge.


The graphic is smaller, but it probably has the same range.


True!

Also

Can all you gnomes strap yourself to this stake and stand over by that fire, while i get my bib and gnome sauce ready?

thanks.


I'll wait by the fire and kick ye' in when you come at me...
Edited by Quíncey on 2/6/2013 11:54 AM PST
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90 Night Elf Warrior
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01/29/2013 12:33 PMPosted by Quíncey
I know other tall races cannot defend the mine in AB while successfully hiding in a mine cart.


Gnome monks are scary

Remind me of the Yoda VS count dookie fight in the latest Star Wars.


I honestly think I'm rolling a gnome monk when I get home tonight.

Which has better monk animations, male or female?
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02/06/2013 12:34 PMPosted by Thebusiness
I know other tall races cannot defend the mine in AB while successfully hiding in a mine cart.


Gnome monks are scary

Remind me of the Yoda VS count dookie fight in the latest Star Wars.


I honestly think I'm rolling a gnome monk when I get home tonight.

Which has better monk animations, male or female?


Both have the same anims I believe.
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90 Gnome Death Knight
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I think me being a tank makes people hate gnomes more. Why?

Don't worry ya big Space Goat, get behind me and I'll keep ya safe.../rawr
Edited by Duberry on 2/8/2013 2:19 PM PST
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