Corrupt-A-Wish

90 Night Elf Druid
10760
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/7811341251

^All credit to Sunbreeze. We started a revolution.


Epic!
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90 Draenei Shaman
10025

I wish I had a cuddly, fluffy kitten.


Granted, your kitten is super cute but over the years it keeps growing and you realize it's actually a bloodthirsty lion, which attacks you one day, while you are getting out of your car in a zebra striped shirt.

I wish I was good at wow pvp.
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90 Human Warrior
9195

I wish I had a cuddly, fluffy kitten.


Granted, your kitten is super cute but over the years it keeps growing and you realize it's actually a bloodthirsty lion, which attacks you one day, while you are getting out of your car in a zebra striped shirt.

I wish I was good at wow pvp.


Granted. Now all you need is a new class/race. Blizzard corruted this one, not me

I wish this realm hates me, and calls me troll.

Edit: Thats good and evil sativ
Edited by Robfosho on 1/31/2013 11:50 PM PST
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Granted, your kitten is super cute but over the years it keeps growing and you realize it's actually a bloodthirsty lion, which attacks you one day, while you are getting out of your car in a zebra striped shirt.

I wish I was good at wow pvp.


Granted. Now all you need is a new class/race. Blizzard corruted this one, not me

I wish this realm hates me, and calls me troll.


Granted. Only it's after your gone, so you'll never get to taste nerd tears.

I wish to go clubbin' with Reckful
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90 Human Warlock
13525
I wish to go clubbin' with Reckful


Granted, however the club is for level 18+ so you are forced to sit this one out. maybe next time champ.

I wish i knew who ( pete or repeat ) was left in the boat after pete fell out.
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90 Pandaren Monk
7565

I wish i knew who ( pete or repeat ) was left in the boat after pete fell out.


Granted, but it is now the only thing you know so now all your friends abandon you because its all you ever talk about and they're tired of hearing about it.

I wish I could stop reading the forums so I could get some work done.
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90 Night Elf Druid
10760
Granted. You are able to get some work done but your work is interrupted by visions of the World of Warcraft Community Discussions Forums, your mind spins in a million directions wondering who will it be? and what will be the reply to your wish.

I wish I had a shiny new car.
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90 Draenei Shaman
13845
02/01/2013 05:10 AMPosted by Sunbreeze
I wish I had a shiny new car.


Granted, and it is a rare car that no one has but millions of people want it. One "tiny" problem. It's a Matchbox car.

I wish the work week was reverse, work 2 off 5.
Edited by Rekrap on 2/1/2013 5:44 AM PST
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90 Night Elf Druid
10760
02/01/2013 05:44 AMPosted by Rekrap
I wish the work week was reverse, work 2 off 5.


Granted. You now work 2 days and have 5 days to relax and worry about the bills you can't pay or the games you can't enjoy due to the small paycheck you now receive.

I wish more people would play this game on this forum thread in addition to the general discussion one :)
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90 Human Mage
12240
I wish more people would play this game on this forum thread in addition to the general discussion one :)


Granted, but its a trick :) Guess who

I wish that the Ravens never made it to the Super Bowl
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90 Night Elf Priest
8930
02/01/2013 11:56 AMPosted by Crazyjparker
I wish more people would play this game on this forum thread in addition to the general discussion one :)


Granted, but its a trick :) Guess who

I wish that the Ravens never made it to the Super Bowl


Granted, they didn't make it to this superbowl. However, they will make it to the superbowl for the next five year, and your team (whoever it may be) will become last place for those same years.

I wish that nobody would corrupt my wish.
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90 Human Hunter
8070
02/01/2013 01:58 PMPosted by Endryxqt
I wish that nobody would corrupt my wish.


Granted.

I wish I had a pool full of oatmeal.
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90 Troll Druid
17660
granted but its all microwaved
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90 Night Elf Druid
10760
02/01/2013 03:46 PMPosted by Hottrash
granted but its all microwaved


Where is your wish???

I wish a case of beer would appear on my doorstep.
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100 Orc Warrior
15645
A case of beer arrives at your doorstep but its Budweiser select 55 AND its warm and you have no way to refrigerate it.

I wish I had an un-corruptable wish
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90 Undead Rogue
8590
A case of beer arrives at your doorstep but its Budweiser select 55 AND its warm and you have no way to refrigerate it.

I wish I had an un-corruptable wish

Granted though because of posting such a wish on a forum for corrupting wishes you create a massive paradox that destroys you and any trace of your existence making it so you never wished or lived at all.

I wish morgan freeman would narrate my life.
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90 Undead Warrior
6470

Granted though because of posting such a wish on a forum for corrupting wishes you create a massive paradox that destroys you and any trace of your existence making it so you never wished or lived at all.

I wish morgan freeman would narrate my life.


Granted. MF happily narrates your life, but this causes you to go insane from hearing his voice while bumping uglies with your gf/wife and/or !@#$%^-*!ing!...well, mostly @#$%^-*!@ing.

I wish I knew why.
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90 Troll Druid
10615
02/05/2013 10:09 AMPosted by Kaylyth
I wish morgan freeman would narrate my life.


Granted but he would be under the effects of helium the whole time.

I wish I had a brand new 1970 Mach 1 Mustang.
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90 Blood Elf Priest
4260
02/05/2013 10:20 AMPosted by Apocryphus
I wish morgan freeman would narrate my life.


Granted but he would be under the effects of helium the whole time.

I wish I had a brand new 1970 Mach 1 Mustang.


Granted! but your mustang has no wheels and is crap brown.

I wish for a taco.
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