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90 Troll Death Knight
11940
Wanna be a Wombat?!?!!?1!!

*the following paragraph is to be yelled in a high-pitched 80s Glam-rock style*

Are you looking for a new guild, but can't find one that fits your particular personality?
Are you strange and unusual in undefinable yet tangable ways?
Do you like to play WoW pantsless?
Are you looking to raid Hogger* 2-3 times a week?

If your answer to any or all of these questions was "yes" then I have good news for you, because...

<Mortal Wombats> are recruiting!!

*queue KISS guitar slide*

/sing I was made for the Wombats baby!
You should get your app to us!
and I can't get enough of 'Bats baby!
can you get out of the fire!?

*incredibly dangerous but rad pyrotechnics*
/Gene Simmons tongue

I know, I know, this is exciting stuff, but please make sure you change your undergarments before submitting your application.

The 'Bats are predominantly a 10man raiding guild, and we are looking to swell the ranks a little now that MoP is well under way. If you have any questions then please feel free to grab a Wombat in-game and they can always direct you to an officer for a chat.

Lastly: While this advert might come across as light hearted, we are serious about raiding. We have, and will continue to throw out apps that have no effort put in them. You're not joining a guild, you're coming into our burrow. Give us some effort in your app and we'll make you feel welcome. Lazy out on the application and we will throw potatoes at you.** If you're interested in applying then visit the Mortal Wombats website at http://www.mortalwombats.com***

Raid times are 7:30pm - 10:30pm Wednesday & Thursday.

Currently recruiting for a number of teams

*Due to untimely boss deaths, targets change regularly.
**No medical bills will be paid resulting from potato injuries
***Footnotes are awesome
Edited by Shaazz on 3/17/2013 5:48 PM PDT
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90 Pandaren Monk
13250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkkIpB5CBDE

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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90 Troll Death Knight
11940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkkIpB5CBDE

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!


Nailed it.
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90 Draenei Paladin
11500
This recruitment post is fking amazing. If I weren't poor and American, I'd join in a heartbeat.
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90 Draenei Shaman
10120
oh Wombats, NEVER CHANGE <3
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90 Troll Death Knight
11940
Currently recruiting for core team
1 DPS - Full on Warlocks and Hunters
1 Healer - Preferably Druid or Paladin
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
Bumping for dodgy shamans, the everlasting decree against pants and a guild that (as far as I know) continues to endorse Boomkin tanking.
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90 Draenei Paladin
11500
02/19/2013 11:38 AMPosted by Prïncëss
Bumping for dodgy shamans, the everlasting decree against pants and a guild that (as far as I know) continues to endorse Boomkin tanking.
Who wouldn't? I love the sounds boomkin make when they get hit. Female draenei, too. Oh my god I sound sadistic.
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
02/19/2013 06:59 PMPosted by Hermata
Oh my god I sound sadistic.


That describes every MW Officer. Ever.

Huzzah for sanctioned sadism. Especially against chicken-druids.
Edited by Prïncëss on 2/19/2013 10:05 PM PST
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90 Troll Death Knight
11940
Bump

Currently recruiting for our midweek team
1 Tank - Plate wearer preferably but Leather will be considered on application
Or
1 Healer - Preferably Druid/Paladin/Shammy
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90 Pandaren Monk
13250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH5gmbugmxM

WWWWOMBATTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH5gmbugmxM

WWWWOMBATTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


That led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3fjteswgU

So much awesome.
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90 Troll Death Knight
11940
Come on Resto Shammy's! If you have an Elemental OS, you get free roll on all mail Int' gear :)
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90 Troll Death Knight
11940
Currently recruiting for our midweek team
1.5 Healers - Preferably Druid/Paladin/Shammy
1 for both days and 1 for thursday only
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
Back to the top!
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
Bumping for the sustain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7-5io1muSQ
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
Up
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
Bumping for a melee or 2!
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90 Tauren Shaman
8765
Bumping in need of any tanks out there looking for a home/burrow.
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90 Night Elf Death Knight
4555
Hi all, im a ilevel 499 blood tank and im looking for a core raiding guild, youre times suit me perfectly i have done all lfrs so i am experienced in mop, look forward to your reply,
Thanks,
Mandoes
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