Selling High Society Top Hat

90 Night Elf Rogue
13685
For sale 200k firm..
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I wear hats for the social aspect. When a woman sees a man wearing a sharp hat she instantly recognizes him as a potential mate. Hat wearing has become the best way to exhibit dominance above all males in your species, thus providing the females with a clear choice of who they should mate with to produce strong, sustainable offspring.

Not anyone can just wear a hat, however. It must be organic. One cannot simply put on a slice of headwear and commence to a walkabout throughout the city proper and expect the other gender to recognize their qualities as a mating partner. Oh no this is not how this is done. Women, despite being terrible drivers and even worse at understanding directions, are especially adept at recognizing an amateur headgear aficionado when they see one from their kitchen window.

I mention this only in the hopes that I educate my fellow men in understand the bizarre mating rituals of we human beings. I want us to thrive and prosper beyond the 21st century, and the only way to do that is by producing strong, sustainable offspring. And the only way to do that is to buy this son of a gun's hat.
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90 Night Elf Rogue
13685
I heart you lol
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90 Blood Elf Priest
14040
You should write amazon reviews.
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90 Human Priest
10250
There is one in the AH for 8.2k, the avg US price is 13.7k.
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100 Draenei Shaman
20055
200k firm, he had it listed in the neutral AH for about 150k (I can't remember exactly)

He was on an alt (the pretending it wasn't his schtick) saying he'd buy it for 125k. This hat is rare, but it's not rare enough that even someone stupid would pay over 10k for.
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100 Human Rogue
10185
If Ziv isn't willing to spend the coin on it, its def not worth the price. She supports half our market with all of her money.
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85 Undead Warrior
14375
She also supports chinese gold farming. Muro would be proud
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
19060
Did you really have to go there? :/
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85 Undead Warrior
14375
You take my joking around too seriously sometimes
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
19060
I don't think you know why I said that, I knew it was a joke, goober, just meant the Muro part. >.>
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60 Undead Rogue
13225
uragoober
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BUY THE DAMN HAT
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100 Human Rogue
13650
NO ONE'S PAYING 200K FOR A STUPID HAT.
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100 Dwarf Priest
17610
FFS CREETO BUY THE HAT PLEASE
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