Epic Rap Battles of Wyrmrest

85 Undead Priest
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Giant Squids,

02/04/2013 12:22 PMPosted by Enekie
But I like Ephie.


<3

I am also very dead so I can't really rap, my vocal chords are mushy and the only words I know how to say are NE VER BUR Y Y O U RE E VIL Y E TI, and RE TI RE E VER Y RE VER SE LO AN.

World Peace and Puppies,
--Eph
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100 Draenei Shaman
7090
but i dont like rap :(
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Ephie (a Forsaken who believes she can live in Stormwind)
vs.
Glipzorb (a human who believes she is Forsaken)

Who's more insane? RAP FIGHT!!
Edited by Djpartimage on 2/4/2013 2:35 PM PST
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1 Blood Elf Mage
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Ephie vs. Thokk
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Thundermont VS a Bloodelf ERPer :P
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Ephie (a Forsaken who believes she can live in Stormwind)
vs.
Glipzorb (a human who believes she is Forsaken)

Who's more insane? RAP FIGHT!!


I have too much free time... I actually wrote this one out.

EPHIE:
Giant Squids, It's me, the Stormwind Ambassador
The Blue Recluse is where I'm likely to be passin' ya.
Yellin' out my love, but no one ever cares
All they see is rotted flesh, and it isn't really fair.
I really like the Alliance, really really I do
But the point seems lost when I'm smiting at you
I live in hostile land, and that's why I'm more def
World peace and puppies.. --Eph

GLIPZORB:
That's nice girl, but you got nothin' on me
At least you have somewhere you can live free
A pariah in Elwynn, in Tirisfal an enemy
Either way, the wrong move means it's the end of me
Don't get me wrong, I'm a Lordaeron supporter
But not what you think! The Dark Lady, I adore her
I wanna go back home, Deathguard won't let me
Take your 'world peace and puppies', you just don't get me!

*heh*
Edited by Djpartimage on 2/4/2013 3:27 PM PST
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90 Night Elf Warrior
4630
I wanna see Enekie vs anyone.

I can't see it ending any way but awesome.
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
6685
I wanna see Enekie vs anyone.

I can't see it ending any way but awesome.

Hush Enekie
*Drops the mic*
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~ Yous can't stop me I'm da Solid Gold an I'll deal wit yous like ya motha- locked'n sold! No other Goblin is so bright an bold, suckah! Weren't ya told? Not juss another brick in da wall dat'll get lost in da fold so why don't yous step back an find a teddy ta hold? Enemies can't see dat theys can't flee!, plea or even try ta deal wit me cuz da only way out is gonna beeeeeeee gettin cut down from da knee! ~
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36 Undead Priest
3990
Finally Goldi is here.
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Unknown my name is, by most who try to give me a kiss!
Trying to flee? Why don't you just mount your bee?
Impossible is, running from me!
Arcane bolts flying to thee'!
You were a warrior until you took my frostbolt to the knee!
So why not just give up, shorty?
Can't you see? You are messing with me!
-Jiiray Style! Yeah buddy!
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90 Goblin Warlock
8345
Tharosh vs ghodfrey
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90 Goblin Warlock
8345
Unknown my name is, by most who try to give me a kiss!
Trying to flee? Why don't you just mount your bee?
Impossible is, running from me!
Arcane bolts flying to thee'!
You were a warrior until you took my frostbolt to the knee!
So why not just give up, shorty?
Can't you see? You are messing with me!
-Jiiray Style! Yeah buddy!

Good try my friend, Needs some work, but good try
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First time I ever try to rap :P
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38 Goblin Warlock
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Im the best on these boards and in the horde Cause Im keeping it real
Wyrmrest Accord lets make an accord....also known as a deal
You want to be keeping it real?
Don't be sleeping on Kryll
I build an appetite, as I write that my lyrics are now bottled and pilled
Who wants to step to this? In the arena we'll meet
Like a paralyzed man I'll never feel De-feat.
Nevah nevah evah hear a peep, or your souls are mine to keep.
Best to drop down, when this Lock's round, or I'll tuck you into sleep.
The kind thats eternal
Rewinded lyrics now speak in infernal
The demon's internal
You see me at your card game, and you aint giving a care
Don't deal me out yet. All I need is a chip and a chair
No limits I bare
with my lyric despair
Life is an endless gamble, and Im in it to win it
You know hip hop aint hip without "I" in it.
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91 Worgen Druid
10440
You people be awesome. +20 internets to all of you.
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100 Night Elf Rogue
15595
I wanna see Enekie vs anyone.

I can't see it ending any way but awesome.


It's lost to the mists of time, but Saino and I once threw down in a rap battle about Undead politics.
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90 Night Elf Druid
12840
Arkturas vs Sholaad.
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90 Human Death Knight
9870
I've actually considered going into the whole WoW Rap Scene, except I took it as a joke to begin with. Then Gigi started !!%%%%#*% whipping everyone and it became all serious. And let me tell you, I think I can blow the majority of those self proclaimed E-Thugs out of the water. Its just I'm too lazy to actually do compression work/ videos even though I have the resources, and not Frooty Loops either.
Edited by Teuspooky on 2/4/2013 6:12 PM PST
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