Corpse Explosion Needs More

90 Orc Death Knight
13975
Dear Blizzard,

You gave us a Glyph of Corpse Explosion. You told us it was for fun. How fun, really, do you think it is to explode 1 non-boss monster every 15 seconds?

Death Knights feed on suffering and thrive on despair. Why not let us represent that with the gory destruction of any corpse, anywhere, anytime?:

-You're in Warsong Gulch and a rogue jumps you. After 5 minutes (because you're blood) he's dead at your feet. SPLATTER. The stealthed feral who watched all but did nothing reconsiders his eventual yet messy demise and goes back to camping mid.

-Your guildmate never learned not to use auto-run and afk. Teach him and the rest of your raid a lesson after Garalon kills him. BOOM. I'm sorry, did you want to be rezzed? Maybe you should have been more careful.

I remember a Warcraft of meat wagons flinging filth, of acolytes eager to stab themselves just to serve as my eyes. Return to our messy, violent roots. Give us mastery over death, instead of mere Gin-Ji Knives. Change this glyph.

Sincerely,
Hezzel
Edited by Hezzel on 2/4/2013 2:14 PM PST
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93 Human Death Knight
1615
explosion fetish is a new one
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90 Human Death Knight
9145
Ah... So many good memories of the original Warcraft, nearly forgotten. I need to find those games and replay them.

Would turning corpse explosion into an AoE be too much to ask? I want to press a single button and turn all those rotting carcasses into nothing more than ghoul chow.
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100 Blood Elf Death Knight
14275
I just want to be able to blow up player corpses like we use to.
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90 Blood Elf Death Knight
9190
02/05/2013 01:40 AMPosted by Nathreim
I just want to be able to blow up player corpses like we use to.


/signed
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90 Blood Elf Warlock
7150
It'd also be nice if they made it so you didn't have to target the dead body too thats annoying it untargets it when you kill it then you have to retarget it and hit the button back in wrath you could just hit the button and one near you would go boom.
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90 Worgen Death Knight
3130
It should be were we Dks can use corpse explosion even on enemies on PVP. I never get to explode an enemy on Honor PVP and i just want to blow stuff up! The corpse explosion should........Be were we can use it all the time and when we use it, there body has a HUGE explosion, shakes the ground and has a big sound effect! Anyone with me?
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10 Goblin Rogue
0
02/04/2013 02:10 PMPosted by Hezzel
-You're in Warsong Gulch and a rogue jumps you. After 5 minutes (because you're blood) he's dead at your feet. SPLATTER. The stealthed feral who watched all but did nothing reconsiders his eventual yet messy demise and goes back to camping mid.
Yeah, actually Blood spec'd DKs should instantly explode whenever entering combat in PVP.

And that Feral should explode for being an AFK bot.
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90 Human Death Knight
10145
Signed. How hard would it be to make Corpse Explosion baseline with moderate damage? Although doing damage to things after there's already corpses on the floor is an odd mechanic. For usability the spell could be cast on living targets under 25% but deal half damage or something.
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90 Blood Elf Death Knight
4070
ok i spent 600g on this glyph and for a bit i could explode players....then one day i could not.
WTF really? why not...?

so let me get this right:

non boss mobs are the only targets, it absolutely refuses to do dmg..... and it isnt even gory anymore?!? why does this glyph even exist

me:"hello mr. glyph."

glyph:"hello."

me:"ya know?......YOU HAD ONE JOB, MR. GLYPH. ONE FRIGGIN JOB! AND YOU FAILED!
YOU FAILED LIKE YOU FAILED AT EVERYTHING AFTER WRATH!"

glyph"/sniffle"
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90 Blood Elf Death Knight
5305
^
This made me laugh.
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100 Blood Elf Death Knight
12905
ok i spent 600g on this glyph and for a bit i could explode players....then one day i could not.
WTF really? why not...?

so let me get this right:

non boss mobs are the only targets, it absolutely refuses to do dmg..... and it isnt even gory anymore?!? why does this glyph even exist

me:"hello mr. glyph."

glyph:"hello."

me:"ya know?......YOU HAD ONE JOB, MR. GLYPH. ONE FRIGGIN JOB! AND YOU FAILED!
YOU FAILED LIKE YOU FAILED AT EVERYTHING AFTER WRATH!"

glyph"umad? /trollface"
fixd
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90 Human Death Knight
4890
ok i spent 600g on this glyph and for a bit i could explode players....then one day i could not.
WTF really? why not...?

so let me get this right:

non boss mobs are the only targets, it absolutely refuses to do dmg..... and it isnt even gory anymore?!? why does this glyph even exist

me:"hello mr. glyph."

glyph:"hello."

me:"ya know?......YOU HAD ONE JOB, MR. GLYPH. ONE FRIGGIN JOB! AND YOU FAILED!
YOU FAILED LIKE YOU FAILED AT EVERYTHING AFTER WRATH!"

glyph"/sniffle"


Don't necro old threads.

Your fault for spending 600g.
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90 Blood Elf Death Knight
4070
It's my death knight, and ill necro if i want to, necro if i want to, necro if i want to -
you would necro too if it happened to you!
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90 Human Death Knight
4890
It's my death knight, and ill necro if i want to, necro if i want to, necro if i want to -
you would necro too if it happened to you!


No, I wouldn't because I read forum rules.
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