We are not: Jackasses. We have a pretty tolerant guild culture and we are a lot closer to being refugees from Transmetropolitan than The Sound of Music, but we don't have a tremendous amount of patience for finger-pointing, tantrums, or hassling people for lulz. (We hassle guildmates for LOVE. Or rather out of love, not the creepy kind.)
For raiding purposes: We are suffering from chronic eight-people-itis, though who the eight are can vary. We have for absolute sure room for a tank, preferably with a reasonably geared offspec, a DPS (melee or ranged fine), and potentially a healer. Offspec flexibility a plus in all cases.
We are also drowning in druids. We won't actually turn a druid away, but you will be in lots of leather-clad, fuzzy and feathery company.
We have no regular: death knights of any description, warriors, warlocks, enhancement shamans, retribution or holy paladins, non-DPS monks, or hunters. Yes, no hunters at all. We have no idea how that happened either.
Raid nights are: Monday and Wednesday at 8:45 server. This is potentially subject to change (though we'd love it if it doesn't have to be), but can be guaranteed never to be on Tuesdays, Fridays, or Sundays. (Edited to correct time. It's 6:45 MY time. Darn variable times zones.)
Contact: Jujutan, Thraps, Laedi, or Grimalkins. They can be found breeding angry fowl, building better robots, doing menial tasks for secret weapons facilities, and/or learning lessons about magic and friendship. They're verstatile. Try game mail if no one is available for /t.