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90 Blood Elf Priest
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Coming Soon! Patch Notes 5.3:

    Garrosh will replace Varian as the Alliance leader.

    During the commotion Sylvanas kills Zulj'in who just killed Garosh. The Forsaken will have their vengeance.

    Exodar going to take off and fly around Azeroth for the first mobile city hub. Set your hearth there now and jump off at who knows where!

    New /punt emote only usable on gnomes.

    Hunter pets can now be used as mounts.

    Magister's Terrace was merely a setback.

    An army of Super Mario clones will invade the Isle of the Thunder King in an attempt to subjugate all of the dinosaurs on the island. Shortly afterwards, they will go on a crusade to eradicate all non-gnomish races from Azeroth.Fortunately, they'll accidentally stumble through the Dark Portal and decide to settle in Zangarmarsh (or, "the Mushroom Colonies," as they call it.)

    Anduin and Wrathion get married.

    Tauren, Pandaren, and Worgen will be skinnable.

    Free T2, 2400+ RBG/Arena achievements after logging in. Gear no longer requires honor/conquest/valor/justice to be purchased. A simple 1 copper will get you what you want from vendors.

    Blood Elves will be redecorating Undercity with pretty reds and golds.

    Exodar Disco: It will be a dance club, invitational only. You'll have to win a dance off against some of the most fly dancers from all of Azeroth to progress. Rewards include: bell-bottom pants, platform shoes with fish in them, and a Bee Gees belt buckle.

    Aggra gives birth to a half gnome/half orc. Thrall commits suicide.

    Jaina cracked and loses her mind. She visits Orgrimmar to service the peons.
Edited by Aranelle on 2/20/2013 11:18 AM PST
90 Undead Death Knight
6000

Blood Elves will be redecorating Undercity with pretty reds and golds.


NOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
Edited by Cooler on 2/20/2013 11:27 AM PST
90 Blood Elf Priest
15525

Blood Elves will be redecorating Undercity with pretty reds and golds.


NOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

An Aranelle is always eventually right. 5.3 is coming.
90 Worgen Priest
11050
I've been hoping Sylvanas would get killed off for so long now. She is the straight embodiment of evil and needs to die. Also I think the Smurfs are more in line to take Zangarmarsh and we all know that Turok is going to take over the Isle of the Thunder King because... I mean... who hates dinosaurs more than Turok? Exactly, nobody.

Garrosh is going to kill Aggra (because she is the most dispensable character ever) giving everyone a really good reason to hate him. Just in case they don't already.

Lastly I think Me'Dan is going to be the next warchief. They have said that it won't be someone that we see coming and he fits the build. Plus he is the most widely hated character despite nobody really having a reason to hate him outside of him being way too OP. Get ready for your hated character turned good ending to a franchise in a few years.

Edit: I completely forgot about Anduin, Wrathion, and Me'Dan's boy-band that will form and play the sound track for the WoW movie.
Edited by Amaxas on 2/20/2013 11:50 AM PST
90 Orc Shaman
Req
12330
Edit: I completely forgot about Anduin, Wrathion, and Me'Dan's boy-band that will form and play the sound track for the WoW movie.


What do you think they will call themselves?
100 Tauren Druid
13875
02/20/2013 11:15 AMPosted by Aranelle
Tauren, Pandaren, and Worgen will be skinnable.


*gasp* As if I don't have enough worries!

02/20/2013 11:15 AMPosted by Aranelle
Anduin and Wrathion get married.


Pffft saw it happening from miles away >.>...

02/20/2013 11:15 AMPosted by Aranelle
Exodar Disco: It will be a dance club, invitational only. You'll have to win a dance off against some of the most fly dancers from all of Azeroth to progress. Rewards include: bell-bottom pants, platform shoes with fish in them, and a Bee Gees belt buckle.


Yeah no contest here! *strips to disco costume* /dance
90 Blood Elf Priest
15525
02/20/2013 12:10 PMPosted by Binkee
Edit: I completely forgot about Anduin, Wrathion, and Me'Dan's boy-band that will form and play the sound track for the WoW movie.


What do you think they will call themselves?

A boy, a plot, and a mistake.
90 Gnome Rogue
15595
02/20/2013 11:15 AMPosted by Aranelle
During the commotion Sylvanas kills Zulj'in who just killed Garosh


Uhhh, Zul'Jin is already dead. He's the one armed troll from ZA. Did you mean Vol'Jin? Pretty sure he will become the new Warchief after Garrosh is killed.
90 Gnome Rogue
15595
Also Jaina already cracked if you do the entire Dominance Offensive story line. She's patrolling Dalaran killing people on sight with two huge water elementals.
90 Orc Shaman
Req
12330
02/20/2013 12:18 PMPosted by Snugglepants
Also Jaina already cracked if you do the entire Dominance Offensive story line. She's patrolling Dalaran killing people on sight with two huge water elementals.


Your making me not want to turn in that final quest ...
90 Blood Elf Priest
15525
02/20/2013 12:18 PMPosted by Snugglepants
Also Jaina already cracked if you do the entire Dominance Offensive story line. She's patrolling Dalaran killing people on sight with two huge water elementals.

She eventually cracks even more. That's why she goes loopy, and starts servicing the peons of orgrimmar. Garroshs handmaiden.
90 Night Elf Druid
9130
Oh during the undercity reconstruction project a few more points of interest and directions out of the gosh forsake place would be appreciated.
90 Night Elf Druid
13910
I always like these posts of yours Leah.
90 Human Mage
12465
02/20/2013 11:15 AMPosted by Aranelle
New /punt emote only usable on gnomes.

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90 Blood Elf Priest
15525
02/20/2013 04:53 PMPosted by Bebbit
I always like these posts of yours Leah.

I like yours too.
100 Troll Mage
23060
Wow this game is really going downhill. It's really sad. I had low hopes for this expansion when I read about 5.2, and now this? I should've stuck with Rift, atleast their lore isn't extremely dumb like this new stuff :/
90 Troll Druid
6240
02/20/2013 12:12 PMPosted by Avánii
Yeah no contest here! *strips to disco costume* /dance

No contest! I am hurt Avanii, for you know that I am the finest bear dancer in all the land.
* shifts to bear form *
Let's do this! /dance
90 Night Elf Druid
10025
02/20/2013 08:17 PMPosted by Pretzul
for you know that I am the finest bear dancer in all the land.


02/20/2013 08:17 PMPosted by Pretzul
I am the finest bear dancer in all the land.


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90 Tauren Paladin
Vox
6020
02/20/2013 06:28 PMPosted by Aranelle
I always like these posts of yours Leah.

I like yours too.
I like that you like each other's posts.
90 Blood Elf Priest
15525
02/20/2013 09:06 PMPosted by Keylogthis

I like yours too.
I like that you like each other's posts.

I like that you like our posts.
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