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The Titans thought you were lookin' lonely, so they sent the most eligible bachelor in Azeroth to come keep you company.

http://i.imgur.com/4NHOlWq.jpg

First off, let me just say that you all look lovely. Sincerely, you're visions of beauty! And with every Sulfuron Slammer, you're just getting prettier!

Now, normally, I have very high standards about who I allow the honor of my companionship; I prefer for a lass to be able to demonstrate proficiency with no fewer than three types of bladed weapons, for example. Seeing as it's that time o' year, though, I've decided to share my charming wit and dashing good looks with you out of sheer good will.

http://i.imgur.com/ltVW5IG.jpg

Now, I know what you're thinkin': If there's so many of you and only one of me, how could you possibly all share me? Well, to keep things fair, I'll be handlin' two or three of you at a time and just rotating through. Don't worry, though, you'll all get a fair shake.

Also, I'd like to reassure you all that in addition to being the obvious stallion that I am, I can be very caring and nurturing. Don't be intimidated by your overwhelming lust for me.

http://i.imgur.com/75RYkc2.jpg

I eagerly await your frenzied response. I'm almost as excited about this as you!

http://i.imgur.com/pl1bc7s.jpg

((Edit: Fixed image links))

http://i.imgur.com/Y9o0p.png

if you aint flashin 100k gold pieces you aint poop

I'm sorry Wolfsung but the women want the Shockblast. At this moment I am swooning the Alliance women. There will be a lot of lonely farmers crying about their women leaving them for a bigger Orc.

Sincerest apologies that I did not have any rose petals to shower upon you when I dropped by earlier.

Fondest regards you traitorous human scum.

~Lady Saeres Rathia

02/13/2013 09:49 PMPosted by Buttunz

if you aint flashin 100k gold pieces you aint poop

I only have 60k right now, sadly; I more than make up for it with my devilish handsomeness, though.

02/13/2013 09:58 PMPosted by Shockblast

I'm sorry Wolfsung but the women want the Shockblast. At this moment I am swooning the Alliance women. There will be a lot of lonely farmers crying about their women leaving them for a bigger Orc.

Ah, poor Doc. He's gone mad with delusions.

Sincerest apologies that I did not have any rose petals to shower upon you when I dropped by earlier.

Fondest regards you traitorous human scum.

~Lady Saeres Rathia

I didn't appreciate you blowing me up while I was fiddlin' with TRP2!

Still, I understand not being able to control yourself. How could you resist me as I sat atop my mighty steed, my steel glittering in the moonlight?

The Titans thought you were lookin' lonely, so they sent the most eligible bachelor in Azeroth to come keep you company.

http://i.imgur.com/ltVW5IG.jpg

First off, let me just say that you all look lovely. Sincerely, you're visions of beauty! And with every Sulfuron Slammer, you're just getting prettier!

Now, normally, I have very high standards about who I allow the honor of my companionship; I prefer for a lass to be able to demonstrate proficiency with no fewer than three types of bladed weapons, for example. Seeing as it's that time o' year, though, I've decided to share my charming wit and dashing good looks with you out of sheer good will.

http://i.imgur.com/ltVW5IG.jpg

Now, I know what you're thinkin': If there's so many of you and only one of me, how could you possibly all share me? Well, to keep things fair, I'll be handlin' two or three of you at a time and just rotating through. Don't worry, though, you'll all get a fair shake.

Also, I'd like to reassure you all that in addition to being the obvious stallion that I am, I can be very caring and nurturing. Don't be intimidated by your overwhelming lust for me.

http://i.imgur.com/ltVW5IG.jpg

I eagerly await your frenzied response. I'm almost as excited about this as you!

http://i.imgur.com/pl1bc7s.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TaTdV.gif

http://i.imgur.com/TaTdV.gif

Lol

Yer in luck lad. The sexiest and most beautiful dwarf in tha' werld is here tae take ye on tha' date o' yer life! Lifty, THE Ms. Ironforge 2004-2013, will beh waitin' fer ye at Bruuks Corner tae enjoy a shared dinner o' haggis and other assorted mystereh meat with copious amount o' ale so strong ye'll beh seein' fifteh o' meh, which will make yer evenin' all tha' more jaw droppin' I'm sure!

Sincerest apologies that I did not have any rose petals to shower upon you when I dropped by earlier.

Fondest regards you traitorous human scum.

~Lady Saeres Rathia

*Bordak picks something off the floor and quietly offers it to Lady Saeres.*

Ma'am, you dropped your lower jaw.

02/13/2013 09:58 PMPosted by Shockblast

I'm sorry Wolfsung but the women want the Shockblast. At this moment I am swooning the Alliance women. There will be a lot of lonely farmers crying about their women leaving them for a bigger Orc.

Kiri looks at Shockblast, eyeing him up and down. "No." she says as she shrouds herself into the shadows.

02/14/2013 12:00 AMPosted by Lifty

Yer in luck lad. The sexiest and most beautiful dwarf in tha' werld is here tae take ye on tha' date o' yer life! Lifty, THE Ms. Ironforge 2004-2013, will beh waitin' fer ye at Bruuks Corner tae enjoy a shared dinner o' haggis and other assorted mystereh meat with copious amount o' ale so strong ye'll beh seein' fifteh o' meh, which will make yer evenin' all tha' more jaw droppin' I'm sure!

You had me at 'ale', lass.

*Bordak picks something off the floor and quietly offers it to Lady Saeres.*

Ma'am, you dropped your lower jaw.

I guess you could say...

I'm jaw dropping.

O, baby, o baby!

*comes over and fondles his backside, while thumbing through his wallet behind his back...finds nothing but dust and the trinkets and a poor man*

"Gah, humans!"

*stalks away depressed at the lack of booty*

O, baby, o baby!

*comes over and fondles his backside, while thumbing through his wallet behind his back...finds nothing but dust and the trinkets and a poor man*

"Gah, humans!"

*stalks away depressed at the lack of booty*

Hah! Silly Blood Elf!

I keep all my valuables tucked safely under my manhood.

I expected V'idrago.

I AM DISAPPOINT.

O, baby, o baby!

*comes over and fondles his backside, while thumbing through his wallet behind his back...finds nothing but dust and the trinkets and a poor man*

"Gah, humans!"

*stalks away depressed at the lack of booty*

Hah! Silly Blood Elf!

I keep all my valuables tucked safely under my manhood.

*Bordak spots something small on the floor beneath Wolfsung, grimaces at the little hairy money sack and moves on for another drink.* :))

I expected V'idrago.

I AM DISAPPOINT.

I ain't so good at tellin' you Elves apart, but I'm pretty sure you're a man.

*Bordak spots something small on the floor beneath Wolfsung, grimaces at the little hairy money sack and moves on for another drink.* :))

Listen, lad, there's only one 'sack' on my person and...

Nevermind.

((Why did no one tell me my image links were borked? I depended on you people!))

Yea, I heard about this sack of yours. Maybe the dwarf will be impressed.

((hehe))

Hubba Hubba.

Is it just me or did it all of a sudden get super steamy in here?