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Dear Blizz, I saved you the time, effort and expense of writing a script for your upcoming motion picture.
The protagonist is shown in heartwarming empathy building scene where he nurses a sick kitten back to health. The Kitten is killed by the opposite faction forcing the protagonist to go to war.
The protagonist enters AV and stands around in a cave while DKs spam PoF infinitely before somebody puts a train set down causing everybody to mimic a chu-chu train for a minute or so. As he leaves the barred cave somebody pops Blood Lust to help him mount quicker. It is fairly easy to figure out who it is as 32 other characters are botting with self heals or running into cave walls or hiding behind the tree by the base.
After braving a shower of arrows he encounters and kills Bal, who just stands around slow casting and getting Death Gripped around the room by various DKs, most of which are named Xxddeathknitex or xxaarthisssx or Thunderqt.
The protagonist opens his map sees that the 32 who were botting at the start of the game are still botting as he rides to a bunker to defend it.
A recap team of 7 other players (fully half of the Allies non-botting team) enter the dark bunker.
The protagonist is crowd controlled for 32 seconds, protagonist dies, movie ends.
Roll credits, credits are stun-locked for 21 seconds, credits die, credits end.
Edited by Bubblykiss on 2/16/2013 12:02 PM PST
a car, go boom, girl, bikini and then trains move and it jumps (car/train/bikini), and this guy who looks funny laugh, skid and crash!
you win today's gen forum.
here's your cookie
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