Dreamians, I need your advice. Several weeks ago when I was still new to the Dream, I was the unfortunate victim of an attack...an attack that has damaged me in my soul.
I need to know...how would you deal with this?
The story starts like this...
There was once a young Hebro, flying high over the Golden Stair, enjoying the day and ganking his little heart out. It was a slow day for the Dream and few allies were out and about. Finally he spotted one...a little female night elf hunter. So he did what a Hebro does best, swooped down, and ganked her. It was shaping up to be a good day after all.
That's when it happens...
A few minutes later, he begins receiving tells from a level one, apparently the hunter he had ganked. And when I say tells, I mean paragraph after paragraph after paragraph.
This young lady (I assume it was a lady?) proceeds to describe...in graphic detail...how his character was, and still is...%!@@#%@%#@...her character. I learned several things that day.
1. Her character was apparently quite young.
2. Hebro, despite being forsaken, can apparently still become aroused.
3. That it caused the young lady a mixture of pure terror and pleasure.
For five minutes, I stared at my screen...unable to respond. Finally I summoned up the courage to say "Thank you, come again!" and immediately logged off.
Tears streaming down my face, feeling more violated then ever before, I headed to the shower. My poor wife, not understanding what was going on tried to comfort me. Alas, I lashed out at her, screaming "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M DIRTY". My shower consisted of sand paper and bleach.
Over time, I've come to the following conclusions. Either:
A. The RPers on this server are super twisted.
B. I was the subject of perhaps the greatest troll ever to troll a troll.
My question is this;
How do you, RPers and Non-RPers alike...deal with this?