Dear Savage Lord,
Think you can spot me fifty G?
The tar pits of Un'Goro Crater are in need of cleaning. You may earn your wages there for a modest fee.
Dear Savage Lord,
I came face to face with the Sha of Happiness, and yet I felt nothing. What does this mean?
-Some Dead Guy
You are a soulless shell of your former self, doomed to the rest of time to walk a sad and lonely existence without hope. Without happiness.
Dear Savage Lord,
I have been given the option to take and do away with two of three powers.
and The shield
Which should I take, and which should I give away?
....And where do I go after?
Hi, thanks, long time listener, first time caller,
So, tell me Savage Lord? What makes you tick? Clockwork? Steam-powered bunnies? I bet it's the bunnies right?
I have a question, why are bears so stupid? I mean, I catch them, I place them in boxes, I fire them out of quasi-dimensional cannons. I love it so much! Is that unhealthy? Is it healthy? I bet it's healthy.
Do you enjoy Hats? How about doodads to stick in said hats?
What about mondays? Do you like those?
Why do night elves exist?
And what's the deal with airship food? I mean, they offer little packets of peanuts. PEANUTS. I don't think I like those. They get all smarmy and crawl up the legs and bite you in the !@#. Wait. That's snakes. Right. Snakes. Why do they serve snakes as airship food?
Why are you a Savage Lord?
I had a cousin named Die Inafire. Terrible time. People kept threatening him constantly. Do you get threatened constantly?
Does this look infected?
What's with sand? It just sits there, being all arrogant and desert like.
Oh also, what's your perfect Sunday?
Dear Savage Lord,
Even though I can heal wounds and raise the fallen, I would much rather smash in people's faces when they say something stupid.
Is this normal?
Honorable Savage Lord;
Today I sit in my study, reflecting on a student of mine, trying to figure out the best way to reach him. For an orc, he is the exact opposite of what I typically see. He is cowardly, constantly scared of nearly everyone and everything around him. He lacks backbone to stand up for himself and even others. If given a task of any meaning, he seems fickle to complete it. How could I possibly turn this around?
We have tried taunting him into anger, but this does no good. We have tried nicer avenues, getting him to try opening up and all he does is wallow in self pity and still, nothing is obtained. Tell me Savage Lord, how can we turn a man who fears everything and can complete nothing, into something valuable and productive?
I've spent a great many months attempting to help those you have described. From my experiences, I've learned one thing; A person cannot change until they are ready and willing to change. Your... friend... simply does not want to change, and no amount of encouragement will change that.
The world is cruel and favors only the strong. If your orc wishes to remain the limping antelope in a field of lions, that is his own choice. He will, sooner or later, be consumed while the rest of the herd continues to live on and prosper.
My advice is not one that many will accept, but it is a hard truth. Cut your losses. Do not let the wounded antelope slow down your herd. Hungry lions stay hidden for only so long.
Heya, Great Savage Lord of the Lost Land,
I was workin' on my flying machine today, and wouldn't you know it, the ignition wasn't functioning properly. I kinda forced it and one of my engines started prematurely. Dang thing tore itself off and flew into a crowd. It hit an orc and... well... lets just say he didn't look much like an orc anymore.
Next thing I know his family is coming to me and claiming damages for murdering a father, a husband, and a son. Can you believe that?! They're suing me for damages! I have a busted flying machine with the paint scratched on one engine! They are also claiming I "defiled" his corpse, which isn't true! I only took what was left and grilled it; people paid good money for their steaks!
My question is, how do I fight these claims? The guards won't help and the legal system around here is shot.
Oh wise Savage Lord, I am in such a mess...
I was, a few weeks ago, adopted by a demoness. I found out slightly more than a month later. When I found out, I was cast out - arguably the best blessing fate could throw my way, actually - but she had my heart firmly in hand...
A fortnight later, a warlock attempted to enslave me... And the demoness enslaved him. She warned him to never bother me again, and then invited me to check on her twins.
A demoness whose last action towards me had been undeniably hostile, and who had just made a display of power, invited me to come with her to check on her twin children, who are just as much demons as she is. In the middle of nowhere. And I could think of nothing but to agree.
Another fortnight, and I find that apparently, the sin'dorei who adopted me has had the demon ripped from her soul.
My question for you, oh wise Savage Lord, is this: What in the name of all that is sacred have I gotten myself into?
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