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A father and son from Westfall are visiting Stormwind for the first time.
They see the sights, and eventually stumble upon the Deeprun Tram. Puzzled by what this contraption is they watch as a fat, ugly, old wench gets on the tram and sits down. The tram whisks her away off down the tunnel.
The pair stand talking for a few minutes when the tram arrives back and a beautiful, semi clad Night Elf steps from the tram and walks off into Stormwind. The pair look at each other amazed, before the father says: "Son....fetch your mother!".
Well, we would love to have you sir mage, but unfortunately a rogue broke in to our safe at headquarters and looted every piece of gold within.
I'm afraid you will have to find ways to pay your way to us, but once you land we will enfold you in our protective arms and make sweet sweet...
Uh, we'll send you an invite :)
If you wanna get called bad, terrible, ugly, dumb, and all sorts of stuff i can not repeat on public forums, call my senile grandfather... Im sure he'd be delighted to belittle you for 90 minutes. BUT, If you want to be part of an awesome guild with a solid raid core and plenty other goings on at all hours of the day i strongly suggest <Love Crew>.
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