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So...Dugathar stuck in weird Pandaria land, but is even weirder, yes yes. Looking around, but no can see people or things fight. But Dugathar can be fight against. It hurt, but no can see what is hurting Dugathar. And Dugathar no can escape strange land. Have tried lots. Have tried 'instyances', dying (it hurt...), hearthstone, portals...wait, no, not try portals because no portals can see.
So Dugathar need wait till mighty masters from beyond da fourth wall can put Dugathar back in normal world. In meantime, Dugathar thought Dugathar would be like other cool peoples, and make thread where peoples ask Dugathar questions, yes! It look like so much fun, Dugathar just have to try.
Dugathar not know much stuff, but Dugathar try answer all question as best Dugathar can! It give Dugathar something to think about instead of quiet, lonely Pandaria-land place with no one to talk to but can be hurt by peoples.
Dugathar am Dugathar! Silly hat man. Dugathar used come to forum place a lot, but stop for while because Dugathar having lots of fun in Pandaria land.
Edited by Dugathar on 2/27/2013 9:22 PM PST
In...fer...ior? Oh! Dugathar smart, Dugathar know this one! It because goblin peoples so tiny, they fit IN anything, yes yes! ...wait, no, no, dat not it. It have to be orcs...um...
It because orcs...smash stuff, yeah! Orcs get IN things better, cuz dey smash. So orcs am INferior to goblin peoples! Yes yes!
Dugathar no know! Was playing in fields at Sunnysing Ranch, then decide was tired and go home. Used hearthystone, and when end up at Shrine of Two Moonings, could not see anybody! Dugathar could not even use portals! It weird. Dugathar ask game mastery persons to move Dugathar to Orgrimmar, and then use portal to return to Pandarialand. Everything fine. BUT when Dugathar go to Shrine of Two Moonings, everything not fine!
Shrine no like Dugathar maybe?
I asked the other guy and now I'll ask you.
Uh...yes! How much am 50? Wait, dat number higher than seven. Dugathar am can count to seven just fine, yes yes! But not able to count much higher, so you need hold Dugathar hand on dis one.
Do I have to get the Booterang to get you to get back to chopping trees?!
Dugathar used to chop trees in Trialy Valley place, but then got tired of being beat by Thaz'zril angrytime stick. One day, took stick from peoples who beat Dugathar and beat right back. Thaz'zril so mad, he kick Dugathar from Trialy Valley. Dugathar no chop wood anymore, because Dugathar home am in small shack place near river and no have work to do. But Dugathar keep self working, because Dugathar fight for Horde! Dugathar get job as Orgrimmar grunt, yes yes! So instead of chop trees, Dugathar chop...uh...crime? Yes! Dugathar chop crime in streets of Orgrimmar!
Dugathar want go back to farm. Cabbages not look so well last time Dugathar saw dem. Am hoping mean bunnies stay away from Dugathar farm, because Dugathar love cabbageses.
Yes! Dugathar need unstuck!
Never go wrong with grill fish, no no! Fish am best food. Easy to catch, taste good, and fun cook! Dugathar like grill fishies! Is why lives next to river!
ULDUM! Dugathar like dat place! But it hot. Take lots of water, and when get hot and thirsty, pour water on face, yes yes! It am best way to use, because then you not hot for little while! Then, run to wherever smell more water from and hope you get dere before thirsties kill you.
No, but Dugathar try now. It hard...urgh...no can...reach...llllurrrgh....YAY! Dugathar do!
Dugathar love cabbages, but am partial to fishies! Dey say fishies am brain foods, and Dugathar am smart peon because of fishies! So fishies make Dugathar number one on list! Especially like fishies from pond in Thunder Bluff - Dugathar calls them cow fishies. Dey taste like hamburgers, yes yes.
Silly bear man, you looks fat in everything! But dat am okay, because Dugathar wishes was fat like panda peoples too. Because panda peoples am fun!
Dugathar get job as Orgrimmar grunt, yes yes! So instead of chop trees, Dugathar chop...uh...crime? Yes! Dugathar chop crime in streets of Orgrimmar!
((I just want to say that this is my favorite response out of this thread so far.))
Hello Dugathar! What place do you like most out in Pandaria?
I'm upset. I climbed over 100 stairs and waded through a lot of blood to end up in a hut with a sob story of yet another merchant who has lost their wares (seems to happen overwhelmingly in that land), and could I please help him recover them as he had nothing much to sell.
I checked. Elune there was hardly anything to buy.
So off I went and much hacking and slashing and not more than a bit of stunning later, I brought him his goods back.
I watched as he arrayed them around his hut. It was with anticipation that I asked to purchase something from him.. he would not offer me anything new to buy!
Why are the Pandarian so insular!?! <grinds teeth> I just know that pretty blood elf after me got something!
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