<Resident Kabuki Theatre> Recruitment
I'd like to apply as a Shadow Priest.
Unfortunately at this time we're selectively not willing to accept your application as a shadow priest to our organization. This decision was reached through biased review which mostly entailed preconceived notions that you're in fact a liar, a cheat, and not willing to "put out," which falls under false advertisement from an unofficial listing of your name, number, and "services" found at a local high school boys bathroom stall in the tri-county area.
Because we are a forward-thinking and understanding organization, we invite you to apply again at a later point when your listed credentials are in fact cleared and notarized.
Please do not hesitate to reach us out at your earliest convenience via tells, in-game mail, or at local mixers where we discuss the benefits of joining RKT. We provide countless hours of entertainment by inebriated inappropriate discussions of childhood follies, and personal short-comings.
Thank you for your consideration and time.
Consider this a cease and desist notification. You're slanderous ways will not be tolerated. Accusations are just that good Sir. There was no criminal complaint or indictment. And until proven guilty in a court of law by my peers this is slander and pure folly.
Law Firm of Huxt
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