Ok, clearly that was sarcasm, but I highly doubt anyone would resort to shenanigans of that sort and risk bans for something so trivial, as those 2 bosses (Dark Animus and Iron Qon) are some of the easiest in the instance with a working strategy. Dark Animus just needs a raid leader that can explain positioning. Twin Consorts just needs an artist reliable in tracing constellations and timing the buffs at the appropriate times.
That said, strategies are easily available at this point in either video format or written guides, as well as potentially consulting other players from other servers that have killed the bosses 2-3 times on the Live servers since the release of Patch 5.2 three weeks ago.
Of additional note, there are only 2 trash pulls before Dark Animus, and just 1 pull before Twin Consorts after killing the previous bosses.