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As you are all well aware, our Death Knight Semmi is one of the most talented "Damage Per Seconed"ers in the entire World of Warcraft: Mister Pandaria. As such, he has been gracious enough to learn all of us in Big Crits the ways of teh dps and of teh tank. This is how we become from only top 100 united states to almost number fiftarino (five-zero(50)) Unites States, NA. He is such talent that we all most gracious for assistance he provided.

now in king of thunder, semmi has plegde he will assit all of sen'jin to do teh maximum damage per second and the maximum tank per second. not only will he teach you:
axe and sword swinging
whacking
bashing
pestilencing
complaining

but he will also teach most effective way to avoid halitosis of sha (breath (of fear)) using ANTI MAGICIAN SHIELD! also he will show you nuances of necrotidc strike in Player versus Environemtn situation!

Please contact Rashnau (secretarian of semmaroni) to schedule evaluations and of course scheudle lesson plan for damage per second or tank per second coaching. please also specifiy if you are tank or you are damager per seconds.

semmi is not providing healing lssons at this time.

thank you.

-Sunkisttuna, Emperor of Big Crisps

Can he show me how to pull the most tps (tears per second) while giving a strongly biased speech about the difficulty curve between 25 and 10 man raiding?

Aperos,

Semi is naht providing speech-writing services at this time. He is under strong impressions that raids of twenty and five mans are more impressed than raids of only 5 men twice over due to logistic challenges.

He has aslo sent me a officla response, throu his intermidiate Rashnau:

Hello Ahveros.

I spoke with Malice recently and he told me (in no kind words) that you have untreatable diarrhea of the mouth. He also informed that through his long time raiding with you that you are not only unskilled and unintelligent, but rather unkind as well. He ALSO informed me that it was YOU who solicited those rather inappropriate videos from our mutual friend Oreo. Most uncouth of you Ahveros, most uncouth.

Sincerely, Semmi.

So there have its.

-Sunkisttuna, Emperor of Big Crisps

HEY! Those videos I solicited from Oreo were pieces of art. Art so exquisite, so refined that those of lesser intelligence could not hope to comprehend what beauty, what elegance stood before their very eyes. The diarrhea of the mouth is pretty accurate though, I came down with something after plundering Semmi's mother Indiana Jones style. I found the secret lever that opened up the passage to her underground tomb. After dodging the many bats, that flew out as the light of day pierce the many decades of darkness that the bats were accustomed to, and fighting off ravenous spiders that inhabited the tomb that time forgot. I found the hidden treasure but like most treasure it was booby trapped and I just barely managed to escape certain death.

does semmi know druids?

i notice your list doesnt include swipings
could use a few more tanks per second help