Topic Welcome to Dino-land, kid. Welcome...To hell.
Now as you are all aware there is a new landmass in this neighborhood. It was placed here by the blizzian deities to sate our pixel-lust. As such there is a new attempt to recapture the magic of Quel'danas in which to click blue exclamation points for CHANCE-TAKER'S CHUMP CHANGE (those pve coin thingies).
You know what this means though, do you not? If not, allow me to EDUCATETH THINE ASSETH.
YOU FLAGGED YOURSELF, YOU'VE TAGGED YOURSELF.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WE WILL ADD YOUR DISTINCTIVE HONOR POINT VALUE TO OUR OWN.
RESISTANCE IS ENCOURAGED.
FEED ME YOUR DATA-SOULS
Edited by Vyrral on 3/6/13 2:33 PM (PST)
OMG are you really that retarded?
YOU THINK THIS TO BE FOLLY?
I HAVE THROWN DOWN THE METAPHORICAL GAUNTLET.
YOU ALL KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
CALL UP YO FINEST PLAYER VERSUS PLAYER PLAYERS, PLAYAS. (x4 Player combo)
AND REMEMBER, ONLY ENGAGE SINGLE FLAGGED HORDE IN GROUPS OF MINIMUM 5, AS IS YOUR CUSTOM.
NOW BEGINS THE TIME OF FIGHTS.
Soon the powers of bastardized light I employ shall elevate my being, and I shall ascend to the highest echelons of the darkness. For this, as a lightbreaker of the Brotherhood of Forgotten Shadow, is my true calling. THEN NONE SHALL STOP ME.
JURASSIC PARK WILL END YOU. THERE IS NO ESCAPE, SAM NEILL ISN'T HERE TO HELP YOU CLIMB THE ELECTRIC FENCE TO FREEDOM. THE ONLY WAY OUT IS DEATH.
Edited by Vyrral on 3/8/13 10:43 PM (PST)
Duderino, this is no wagon.
This is actually a mother!@#$in lamborghini murcielago, the glad mount of irl.
And this is not a high-calorie, soporific beverage from which I swig.
FURTHERMORE, IF YOU ARE TO IMPLY THAT MY HAPPINESS IS A MADNESS, A POX, A TRAVESTY OF MENTAL FACULTY, THEN TO YOU SIR, I SAY P'SHAW.
P'SHAW TO YO !@#$.
PS I LOVE YOU
Vyrral, go home. You're drunk again.
Wpvp on lothar? rofl.
Oh don't worry. There are plenty of ways to give players that extra nudge they need.
HERE'S 2 HELPFUL WAYS, IN AN EXCERPT FROM 'VYRRAL'S GUIDE TO PVP DOUCHEBAGGERY' (preorder on Amazon today!)
1. Flag yourself, and find a melee class who is killing quest mobs. As a rogue, stand inside the character model of the enemy and drop stealth. Once the mob dies, if the player is spamming a melee ability, it will autotarget you and flag them before they realize what they've done. Enjoy your kill!
(DISCLAIMER: This tactic only works on melee classes. Caster abilities don't autotarget.)
2. Flag yourself and wait in a very conspicuous area. /sit and then /afk so it looks like you hit the idle timer (being mounted sometimes helps the illusion). A hapless chappy with dreams of screenshot-spamming glory will surely be unable to resist the urge to take a swing.
+REP IF HELPED