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I am Nefalim, face-melter of the alliance, eater of elves, and soon-to-be-responsible for the destruction of Azeroth. I'll give you a moment to take that in and make peace with your impending doom.
That ought to do it.
I have recently awoken from my long slumber and have already been busy waging war upon the alliance. I do not align myself with any group in particular, I just really, really, really hate night elves. They're hideously disgusting. They all have this weird membrane covering up their bones. It's weird.
I have faced the giant lizard called Galleon and did not run away like some would have you believe. In fact, Galleon tasted my flames conjured straight from the pits of hell! And then I ran away, but only because I had better things to do than wrestle with a lizard.
My power grows every day. My rise to glory will be great. Ask yourselves, do you wish to stand behind me, or in my way? Some of you have already met me (your houses shall burn, etc, etc). For those that have not yet met me, you will soon know me well.
See you on the battlefield.
Or at Denny's. I love their pancakes.
Edited by Nefalim on 3/10/2013 8:37 AM PDT
Friggit. I vote this bloke for Warchief.
I met the Warchief yesterday, in Orgrimmar. What a horrible city that is. All that light, and grass. Nothing at all like my beloved Undercity. I declared my intention to unseat the Warchief and destroy his kingdom, but he just stared at me blankly.
He is either made of steel, or is not yet aware of the suffering I am capable of bringing to these lands!
Most notable about him are the size of his arms. I'm pretty sure they used to be trees.
You all crack me up.
*edit* ... for much <3 *smiles*
Oh and Ocba, you know with the Undead already dealing with the annoyance of rotting flesh, I'm sure they'd be all too obliged to have it burned off. Not sure that would actually kill them since they're... you know... undead. Or the living dead. Or whatever.
And they're my allies. So no talkin' of killin' my allies.
(( P.S. A Forsaken calling anything else disgusting is oxymoronic. ))
Not really. They have every right to be angry and hate most living, lovely things and want destruction. I don't blame them after what they went through. I'd probably do the same thing. Though as a Pandaren, I don't think I'd ever hate food. Even if I was undead. 'Cuz it's yummy.
Edited by Jinglz on 3/9/2013 6:51 PM PST
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