Cower, mortal whelps!

90 Undead Warlock
8550
I am Nefalim, face-melter of the alliance, eater of elves, and soon-to-be-responsible for the destruction of Azeroth. I'll give you a moment to take that in and make peace with your impending doom.

That ought to do it.

I have recently awoken from my long slumber and have already been busy waging war upon the alliance. I do not align myself with any group in particular, I just really, really, really hate night elves. They're hideously disgusting. They all have this weird membrane covering up their bones. It's weird.

I have faced the giant lizard called Galleon and did not run away like some would have you believe. In fact, Galleon tasted my flames conjured straight from the pits of hell! And then I ran away, but only because I had better things to do than wrestle with a lizard.

My power grows every day. My rise to glory will be great. Ask yourselves, do you wish to stand behind me, or in my way? Some of you have already met me (your houses shall burn, etc, etc). For those that have not yet met me, you will soon know me well.

See you on the battlefield.

Or at Denny's. I love their pancakes.
Edited by Nefalim on 3/10/2013 8:37 AM PDT
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90 Human Rogue
6740
Friggit. I vote this bloke for Warchief.
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90 Undead Mage
14755
Or at Denny's. I love their pancakes.


Moons over my Hammy or gtfo.
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90 Pandaren Hunter
12345
I would buy this little guy pancakes any day.
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90 Undead Warlock
8550
Friggit. I vote this bloke for Warchief.


I met the Warchief yesterday, in Orgrimmar. What a horrible city that is. All that light, and grass. Nothing at all like my beloved Undercity. I declared my intention to unseat the Warchief and destroy his kingdom, but he just stared at me blankly.

He is either made of steel, or is not yet aware of the suffering I am capable of bringing to these lands!

Most notable about him are the size of his arms. I'm pretty sure they used to be trees.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
15505
I will indeed love to kill you any day of the week.

(( P.S. A Forsaken calling anything else disgusting is oxymoronic. ))
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90 Undead Warlock
8550
I will indeed love to kill you any day of the week.


Insolent welp!
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This kid has style. I think I could make use of him.
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90 Undead Warlock
8550
This kid has style. I think I could make use of him.


Fellow forsaken, we shall watch the world burn.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
15505
Fellow forsaken, we shall watch the world burn.


Flesh burns easier when dry and rotting.
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90 Tauren Shaman
9275
You all crack me up.

*edit* ... for much <3 *smiles*

Oh and Ocba, you know with the Undead already dealing with the annoyance of rotting flesh, I'm sure they'd be all too obliged to have it burned off. Not sure that would actually kill them since they're... you know... undead. Or the living dead. Or whatever.

And they're my allies. So no talkin' of killin' my allies.

*panda growl*

(( P.S. A Forsaken calling anything else disgusting is oxymoronic. ))


Not really. They have every right to be angry and hate most living, lovely things and want destruction. I don't blame them after what they went through. I'd probably do the same thing. Though as a Pandaren, I don't think I'd ever hate food. Even if I was undead. 'Cuz it's yummy.
Edited by Jinglz on 3/9/2013 6:51 PM PST
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90 Undead Warlock
8550
Flesh burns easier when dry and rotting.


Who said I was dry?
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90 Tauren Shaman
9275
Oooooo, do you use ointment? Careful, if you do and it's flammable then you're back to square one with the burning bit.
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90 Undead Warlock
8550
Most gods that dwell within the Undercity can be described as "slightly moist."
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90 Pandaren Hunter
12345
He's so adorably diabolical. You almost want to give him a little farm just to watch him burn it down and cackle or something.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
15505
Jinglz and Novikova... *peers in two random directions while lowering his voice* Nefalim worships Mantids, your sworn enemy....
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90 Undead Warlock
8550
Nefalim worships Mantids, your sworn enemy....


You dare slander my name, elf!? I worship no one and nothing! Do gods worship gods? No! Oh, oh night elf... yours is going to be a death worth televising.
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Can't, you burned down all the tv stations. :( Now how are we going to watch your rampage?
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90 Undead Warlock
8550
Now how are we going to watch your rampage?


Worry not, human. You, and the rest of the world, will have a front row seat.
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90 Undead Warrior
8790
Ask yourselves, do you wish to stand behind me, or in my way?


I'm interested in following though, I also wonder.........behind you, we get to burn last?
Edited by Noslferatu on 3/10/2013 5:14 PM PDT
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