What is your job IRL?

90 Orc Warrior
6780
School can count, but it would be interesting to know what major. Unless you are in high school. I would be home maintenance, and in school.
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90 Dwarf Shaman
11190
Program Manager for an electronics-development house that specializes in satellite receivers.
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53 Human Mage
6070
Retired. Was a seamstress in a bridal store.
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90 Blood Elf Warlock
5980
My job is inflicting pain on willing people... sometimes I have to tie them down because they move too much. Sometimes they bleed. In the end we are both satisfied. They'll be swore for a few days and blame me for every moment of pain, but when that's over they tell their friends the story and tell them to come see me. If I'm lucky their friends will come to me for the same thing. It wares me down and takes most of my energy to do this work, hours and hours of blood, pain, and plasma, everywhere. Things get really messy sometimes.

I'm a tattoo artist.

Also... WoW I think I have more hours playing WoW than I do actually doing tattoos haha... I've only played WoW for about 18 months >< tattooed for almost 6 years.
Edited by Mâgus on 3/15/2013 1:42 AM PDT
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90 Night Elf Hunter
7215
I'm a male prostitute, I pleasure ladies for large wads of cash with my enormous johnsonville
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90 Pandaren Monk
5975
I'm a male prostitute, I pleasure ladies for large wads of cash with my enormous johnsonville


These large wads of cash can later be used to help pay for all the medical visits from the many forms if STDs you may acquire as well lol... sorry I couldn't resist.

I am in the wonderful world of customer service (which I loathe)
Edited by Brewzlee on 3/15/2013 3:43 AM PDT
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90 Blood Elf Warlock
14860
I fix computers and servers, and am hailed as a hero daily. It keeps getting better even after 5 years. I'm pretty lucky to work with such a great group of people.

When it came time for a machine upgrade last year, the tech director asked me to spec my own to make sure I ended up with something that would run WoW/D3. I probably logged into WoW from work 4-5 times last year, most of it during a holiday week.
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15 Dwarf Paladin
9945
I'm a male prostitute, I pleasure ladies for large wads of cash with my enormous johnsonville


it's okay. there are a lot of people out of work. these are tough times.... /pats
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
6615
I am a phlebotomist. I get paid to lure apprehensive people into a back room. From there, I instruct them to sit in a chair and expose their arm. Smiles and soothing words help loosen the tension. With a sort of savage grace, I proceed to stab them with a needle and drain them of their life blood. Rarely more than a few milliliters though. Sometimes, in my head, I cackle, just to keep it interesting.

I'm currently in RN school, too. Will finish that up this December.
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90 Pandaren Shaman
14610
I help build spaceships.... seriously
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90 Goblin Death Knight
11600
Was a Combat Medic for 4 years all the way up until this Monday. Now I'm a bum.
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90 Human Warlock
14560
I am Lord Revos. It is a difficult job, but I have to do it.
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90 Orc Rogue
2185
I cook, clean and read fantasy books and watch fantasy movies and sometimes have do self directed studies. My rogue is only OK, but when I make greens, first I boil a ham to get the stock. Those greens get set alongside yams and chicken fried steak with cream gravy and fresh biscuits. Sun tea. Maybe cobbler or pecan pie or bread pudding and a dark roast french press to finish. Things like that. Yes, I will make you a "sammich". If you eat it though, you are ensorcelled into my service forever.

I cook better than I clean. So far, no one has complained.
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90 Orc Warlock
11225
Billionaire playboy philanthropist
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90 Orc Rogue
2185
Billionaire playboy philanthropist


I thought you made crepes?
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
6615
03/15/2013 09:51 AMPosted by Mazzle
Was a Combat Medic for 4 years all the way up until this Monday.


Thank you for your service, Mazzle.
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90 Draenei Priest
6580
I am in school, studying the properties of everything that has existed, exists or will exist within the known universe, along with extra-universal worlds and time. All this at the micro and macro scale.
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90 Human Death Knight
6600
ebay sales and graphic design for a motorcycle dealership
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1 Troll Druid
0
Stuck at AT&T, still...
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