The Desecrated, Now Hiring! (And LFW!)

90 Blood Elf Hunter
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((Five by five! Sounds like a plan, and we look forward to hearing from ya!))
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80 Goblin Hunter
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You were paid for that, Now I get paid for this!

((To Kyalin: Awesome :D))
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
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Linnoch's eyebrow twitches irately. There might be a vein popping there shortly.

"I was picked up and bodily thrown into a temporal vortex by one of the Reavers, after I CC'ed a dragon - a DRAGON - away from the rest of the team. I don't remember EVER reporting back and getting paid."

He takes a few deep breaths, and fishes through his pockets again.

"How much, exactly?"
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90 Night Elf Hunter
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Tyr sneaks behind the blonde elf woma--I MEAN MAN-- and taps him on the shoulder.

Then whirls him around and sticks the minigun in his face.

"Nope."
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80 Goblin Hunter
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Fifteen. And you were paid. Though you were walking around in a dress. You got paid for your services.
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
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Linnoch blinks down the barrel of the minigun, then whirls around, staring at the goblin incredulously.

"I was WHAT - ?!?" Linnoch snaps, "Look, a lot of crazy things happened on that raid, but I don't remember ever - !"

Linnoch blinks, realizing once more that he's got a mini-gun on him, spins around again, and stares down the barrel, and then stares at Tyrynna.

"I was wondering when you'd show up."
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80 Goblin Hunter
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"Hello Tyr! There is this contraption called Skype that calls you! You should join us! Also, I'm being paid for services rendered here."
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
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Linnoch blinks and stares at Dend, in shock.

"Skype? Dend...y-you CAN'T break the fourth wall here - !" Linnoch protests, "This is our RECRUITMENT thread! This is serious, Dend, this is business! You can't just stroll in and...and DO that here - !"
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90 Night Elf Hunter
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Tyr cracks the frying pan over Linn's head.

"Yes she can. I'm her boss. I said so."
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80 Goblin Hunter
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*She blinks at Linnoch* I am the Dendpool. I will talk to WHOMEVER I WISH!

*glares into the computer monitor* WE ARE THE DESECRATED. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR CHARACTERS. YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL STATUS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

*punches the screen, breaking it*
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86 Blood Elf Rogue
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Akira quietly plops down somewhere in the background and sips his flask. he glances at Tyr.

"Now if only we could get this kind of activity in OUR thread, Tyrynna. Ever think of that?"
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
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Linnoch facepalms, and shakes his head.

"Dend, I don't even know what - "

A wild Drakehide storms in, red in the face, and points an accusatory finger at Dendritus.

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH - !" he snarls.

Linnoch double-facepalms.

"...aaaaaaaaand then the fight started."
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90 Worgen Death Knight
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You're all insane.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
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The frying pan flies at the cranky elf in the corner. "SHUT UP, SPARKLES, NO ONE LIKES YOU."
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85 Undead Rogue
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I like it my way. Start this up.. and have others subcontract in and do the work for us

Earl Grey. Hot. *sips tea*
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90 Night Elf Hunter
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...This thread is progressing too quickly.

GAMBITEERS. WE NEED TO CRACK DOWN!
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80 Goblin Hunter
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But... I get paid over here to continue... You just .... I dont know what you do? Cover the expenses of my damages?
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
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Linnoch pffts at Tyrynna and sticks his tongue out at her.

"Crack down? Puh-lease," Linnoch smirks, "We take on a few decent jobs, build up a decent rep for ourselves, and we'll be kicking your butts. Hope you've got a second spare set of elementium legs."
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85 Undead Rogue
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Linnoch. Please. Be civilized. SELL her the new legs after taking the old ones.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
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....And then the fight started.

And Linnoch became a pincushion.

The End.
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