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Linnoch's eyebrow twitches irately. There might be a vein popping there shortly.
"I was picked up and bodily thrown into a temporal vortex by one of the Reavers, after I CC'ed a dragon - a DRAGON - away from the rest of the team. I don't remember EVER reporting back and getting paid."
He takes a few deep breaths, and fishes through his pockets again.
"How much, exactly?"
Linnoch blinks down the barrel of the minigun, then whirls around, staring at the goblin incredulously.
"I was WHAT - ?!?" Linnoch snaps, "Look, a lot of crazy things happened on that raid, but I don't remember ever - !"
Linnoch blinks, realizing once more that he's got a mini-gun on him, spins around again, and stares down the barrel, and then stares at Tyrynna.
"I was wondering when you'd show up."
Linnoch blinks and stares at Dend, in shock.
"Skype? Dend...y-you CAN'T break the fourth wall here - !" Linnoch protests, "This is our RECRUITMENT thread! This is serious, Dend, this is business! You can't just stroll in and...and DO that here - !"
*She blinks at Linnoch* I am the Dendpool. I will talk to WHOMEVER I WISH!
*glares into the computer monitor* WE ARE THE DESECRATED. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR CHARACTERS. YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL STATUS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
*punches the screen, breaking it*
Linnoch facepalms, and shakes his head.
"Dend, I don't even know what - "
A wild Drakehide storms in, red in the face, and points an accusatory finger at Dendritus.
"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH - !" he snarls.
"...aaaaaaaaand then the fight started."
Linnoch pffts at Tyrynna and sticks his tongue out at her.
"Crack down? Puh-lease," Linnoch smirks, "We take on a few decent jobs, build up a decent rep for ourselves, and we'll be kicking your butts. Hope you've got a second spare set of elementium legs."
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