The Desecrated, Now Hiring! (And LFW!)

85 Undead Rogue
9680
Number 1? Could I speak to you in my ready roo-.... Nevermind.
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
8085
Linnoch peeks out from cover after probably being loaded with a nearly-endless rain of missiles, arrows, and bullets.

"Is it safe?"
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90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
A rocket flies at Linnoch from Tyr's general direction.

A ROCKET.

"Safety is for the weak, Linny!"
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85 Undead Rogue
9680
Thats SANITY Tyrynna. And you... are clearly Very. Very. Strong.
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
8085
Linnoch blinks and pokes his head up from behind cover as the rocket explodes and the cover absorbs the bulk of the explosion.

"Would somebody PLEASE help me out over here - ?" he snaps.
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86 Blood Elf Rogue
4815
Akira sips his drink again, quietly.

"No. This entertains me."
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85 Undead Rogue
9680
Akira, would you like the position of number 1? Linnoch seems too preoccupied for his duties.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
A frying pan flies at Disfavor.

"Shut it, shambler, Sparkles is MY right hand!"
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85 Undead Rogue
9680
You can have Linnoch, You two are getting along so well already.
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
8085
"DIS - !" Linnoch shrieks, "NOT HELPING - !"
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90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
Tyr then whacks Linnoch with the minigun. "Thanks, Dis, I've always wanted a punching bag!"
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85 Undead Rogue
9680
Akira, in my ready room if you will, we have some work to do. Do you drink Tea?
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Ryn pops into the channel, teapot in hand, and a stupid grin on his face.

"I dunno about Kir, but I LOVE tea!"
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85 Undead Rogue
9680
Well! I do hope you'll come have some with me! I need a good first officer... Mine... is over the rainbow.
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
8085
Linnoch is whacked into the horizon by the minigun and vanishes in not one, but both threads.

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIIIIIIIIIING - ?" he shouts as he fades away.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
Because. It entertains me.
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85 Undead Rogue
9680
So. How much do I owe you Tyrynna? That far exceeded my expectations.
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90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
That was amazing. Ten gold and a frying pan upgrade.
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85 Undead Rogue
9680
Definitely It'll be delivered with the sunday paper.
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
8085
Linnoch grumbles, digs himself out of the crater, and returns to our regularly scheduled recruiting thread programming.
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