So is there a balance?
That is exactly what I am here to find out. The players that are left on Lothar are said to be new players who do not know better, bad players, and players that refuse to leave for various, yet surely terrible reasons.
We have seen the greatest deflux of good players from our realm, since Tyranny, happen slowly over the past expansion. With any influx of players of seemingly "normal" skill being a rarity, all of the balance is gone, and Horde has lost many of the reasons left for respect.
There are solutions to all of these problems.
1.) This sinful faction needs to understand that there are strong, intelligent, yet compassionate people among them. This knowledge is absolutely necessary to become inspired. If these inspired players could, in turn, inspire others, a cycle of inspiration could ensue. For the possible betterment of our community through such a cycle, I stand in arms with all of my brothers. We will become the martyrs of this generation should you choose to squabble. Should you choose to stand with me, you will be blessed by righteous ideals.
2.) Blizzard must make this realm a Role-Playing realm. I believe this is the best course of action, as it would bring many normal people to our server. Our base populace would expand to fill the void left by other players who are no longer with us. This would create fun.
3.) I propose that all players of the age of 13 and younger must join the Horde for equalization of player count on both sides. This would create roughly an even 50% ratio (give or take 3%) for Alliance and Horde, as opposed to the current 23.5% ratio for horde; for every member of the Horde, there are slightly more than 2 Alliance.
Please listen to our requests. We have no ulterior motives, I promise. To seek the love of one of these newcomers would be to walk in the wake of death; we must tread silently, or remain indifferent. Like a doll who has been made to dance with string, surely, of fates, yours must be the most terrible.
There will come one day when we retain the glory of the Horde, and those who have stood against us will heed to my laws.
Jake is a lonely man, please do not make fun of him. His self esteem is already very low
Come, let us embrace the creed of our people.
The stream is forever a strong current; always full, always flowing.
I am the most pretentious little girl you will ever meet.
In your dreams, you will hear me calling.
Do not look above your shower curtain tomorrow morning.
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March 14, 2013