If you are an officer of Warsong Batallion who is considering kicking me from the guild due to inactivity, hang on... er... where did I put my phone script... *rustling of paper* "PLEASE DO NOT KICK ME FROM THE GUILD DUE TO INACTIVITY."
If you are a member of Warsong Batallion who wants to hear a song while charging into battle, press or say "1" to be connected with Guild Leader Himanshu, who will either provide or give a referral for popular song solos and karaoke from the 80s, 90s, and today.
If you are a member of the Alliance expecting to be ganked while doing Tillers or Krasarang Dailies, press or say "2" to be connected with my stand-in ganker - Nachta - a very capable feral druid who will see to your every unexpected PvP need.
If you are Chald, press or say "3" for a free hug any time you can admit to others or yourself that you need one.
Have fun y'all. See you in a week.