The Legend Of Hmong Outlaws As It Was Once Told To Me By A Wise Tauren
The Hmong Outlaws are a small group of family members who once originated and dwelled in the mountainous regions of China, Vietnam, Laos, and Thailand.
The daddy mong, known only as Forestganker and a.k.a Foresttrotter to some started a small but profitable gold farming business to support his little family of mongs. As the gold demands of Wildhammerians grew, so did this illeagle business. Soon mama mong, known as Autoaim or Bigmamamong was forced to leave the family cave and join the business. Soon after littlebaby mong known as Peeon or lilgerbal also joined the family business.
Now they roam the Alliance side of Wildhammer, running in groups formed of family mongs and simple followers attempting to gank and destroy all they encounter, including their own faction with the recent addition of the Censure of Eternal Aggony.
However they do not always succeed in their bloodfest, especially when all of the mongs cannot come together at once, because 1v1, 2v2 or any fight deemed as fair they simply fail.
With daddy mongs peg leg and club foot, mama mongs weight and heart problems and baby mongs A.D.D they require the help of all of their loyal followers.
But they are truly not to blame for their anger, after all...the cave they were born in was recently destroyed and landfilled by local government for the creation of a scenic, historical park with camp sites, mount stables, picnic areas and prosperous fishing pools.
Today our new generations of Horde and Alliance have reported spotting the mongs swelling deep in the Marmot holes of Vally of Four Winds and once in a while a glimpse can even be found in the deep dark caves of the Timeless Isle.
If you are ganked by the family of mongs and their followers, please release your anger, call on the Light spirits for their blessings and know that the mongs cannot control nor are they responsible for the anger deep inside. In fact the Argent Dawn are now collecting charity and dontations at Lights Hope Chapel in hopes of placing the mongs snuggly back into a family cave as soon as possible. Please see Tirion Fordring or Rayne <Cenarion Circle> for more information on how you can help.
Wise Tauren and the legend teller
Lesson learned : Cheaters never win and it takes a raid if they do.
Edited by Gerralyon on 11/27/2013 5:38 PM PST