[H-Event] The Twisted Serpent Caravan

90 Troll Warlock
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Coffers are running low on the Echo Isles these days. Whether it is to import precious obsidian for blades, or to bring in mighty boars so our Kor'kron "guests" can gorge themselves every night, things simply aren't cheap. In order to bring gold back to The Antu Bloodguard, a caravan of wily and wise Trolls will go out into the world, peddling their wares to all-comers.

Obscure oddities and amazing artifacts can be found upon the shelves of the Trolls, rarely seen by those who don't have a pair of foot long tusks jutting out of their mouths. Weapons of both stone and steel that have won battles for generations. Pristine jewelry worth more than a Goblin banker's annual salary. Potions that will make an individual grow to the size of a palm tree, or render them completely invisible to the eyes of their peers. And maybe, if you ask nicely, you'll be walking home with a bottle of pure Troll mojo! Now is to sate your curiosity for all things Trollish.

The event will be open to all who aren't immediately attacked by guards upon enter the Crossroads, which means individuals attending will have to be either Horde or crafty rogues who never leave stealth.

Examples of items that will be sold will be listed as the come up. So far, these are some of the things that I personally will be bringing along.

Sha Crystal at hilariously reduced prices. Talking 50-75g here, people.
Lesser Invisibility Potion
Potion of Illusion
Elixir of Giant Growth
Master's Hat
Glowcap
Hakkari Coin
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
Voodoo Skull

When: April 4th
Time: 9:00 PM server
Where: The Crossroads
Why: Bootylicious femtroll dancers and other exotic goods
Edited by Volkuza on 4/4/2013 8:27 PM PDT
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90 Troll Warlock
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Will probably end up adding to the list tonight!
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100 Human Warlock
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-puts on troll mask- For Da Darkspear!
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90 Troll Warlock
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You're only allowed to say that when Vol'jin is leading your rears into Orgrimmar.
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92 Orc Death Knight
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yes come to Orgrimmar both of you...we'll be happy to have you. *cue maniacal laughter*
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An excuse for me to take Belandris off the shelf...

/ponder

"Funny, I need to stop by Crossroads anyway," the priestess quietly smiled. "Let's see what this is."
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90 Troll Warlock
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All Trolls have been requested to carry vials with them at all times.

Apparently our bodily fluids are quite valuable.
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90 Troll Warlock
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Throwing this thread back up to the top because I've got a bank full of Troll-themed gear and weapons that needs to be sold!
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90 Troll Warlock
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Tired of buying your trade goods from some smelly Goblin?

Why not buy them from a smelly Troll?
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100 Blood Elf Warlock
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What trickery are you doing where Sha crystals are so cheap?

Inquiring minds just have to know.
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All Trolls have been requested to carry vials with them at all times.

Apparently our bodily fluids are quite valuable.


So much Troll Sweat to peddle...
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90 Troll Warlock
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What trickery are you doing where Sha crystals are so cheap?

Inquiring minds just have to know.


They're all gathered by me alone and I have no need for them because I don't raid.

I have about 8k worth, but I don't need too much gold in order to sustain myself, so it's no big deal. Besides, you didn't think you'd be getting them JUST by handing over a couple gold pieces, did you?
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90 Troll Warlock
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This thing is tomorrow. Get pumped.
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90 Troll Warlock
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Oh man, event incoming.
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85 Orc Shaman
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I hope you aren't selling any of those illegal Garrosh voodoo dolls.

Someone could get hurt if that were to be the case.
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
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shame i'm at work i really want that fox kit :(
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90 Troll Warlock
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THE HOUR IS FAST APPROACHING
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90 Troll Warlock
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Man, I'm finding things to sell I didn't realize I even had.
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90 Troll Warlock
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Pets sold! Get here before everything is gone!
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90 Troll Warlock
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All done for the night, and the Bloodguard gets 2,000g into their shiny guild bank!

Thanks to those who attended, and I hope to see you guys at the next one!
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