New Development from Pandaria

24 Night Elf Druid
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Does Milly's take credit?
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90 Human Warrior
12190
I'd like to reserve a storefront for purposes. I'm willing to make a large down payment and monthly payments at 2x the going rate. As well as a 5% fee on all purchases in this establishment.

In return, I ask that you do not ask questions. Please ignore the steady stream of people with various physical injuries.
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100 Human Warrior
14160
If we're gonna have a mall here I recommend a bar.

A Super Bar, even.

With rockets and explosions! And fountains of beer! And if there's one thing I know Pandaren really truly enjoy, it's beer. In large quantities (Seriously have you seen a Brewmaster drink? I seriously wonder where it goes sometimes). And we can get us some Yaungol for bouncin' purposes; can't have little Pandaren kids trying to pull a fast one on us and getting in all underaged and getting our liquor license taken away. There's laws against that!

Cash only folks; open 24 hours. Free butt-kickin's for every rude customer; if the Yaungol toss you into a beer fountain 10% off your next bar tab, provided you can still talk.

Also offering 5% off coupons for Milly's.
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24 Night Elf Druid
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05/27/2013 04:47 AMPosted by Lowmaine
Cash only folks; open 24 hours. Free butt-kickin's for every rude customer; if the Yaungol toss you into a beer fountain 10% off your next bar tab, provided you can still talk.


I'll take one!

Also offering 5% off coupons for Milly's.


I'll take one o' those also!
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90 Goblin Warrior
7140
I'm sorry but I side with Neltriz. Not only do I hate you little green lepers, I cannot stand by and let your kind ruin another land.
/sigh Goblins... tsk


Bring it sister, don't make me come up there! *points*

And who said I'm ruining it? Aren't you doing the same to your beloved tree by cutting down the wood and making houses? Oh and might as well take those clothes off your back, boohoo those precious cotton plants! And the leather those animals yielded?

I'm doin' these people a service! They'll get health insurance, money, protection, AND a place to buy fashionable pants!
Edited by Arralin on 5/27/2013 7:30 PM PDT
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90 Night Elf Mage
9430
Magic Mystery's
Come get your magical items here. Trinkets, rings, necklaces, spell books, enchantments for your weapons/gear, hell there may be a magic flying lantern in here somewhere.

Works out perfectly! :D
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90 Blood Elf Priest
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I'm sorry but I side with Neltriz. Not only do I hate you little green lepers, I cannot stand by and let your kind ruin another land.
/sigh Goblins... tsk


Bring it sister, don't make me come up there! *points*

And who said I'm ruining it? Aren't you doing the same to your beloved tree by cutting down the wood and making houses? Oh and might as well take those clothes off your back, boohoo those precious cotton plants! And the leather those animals yielded?

I'm doin' these people a service! They'll get health insurance, money, protection, AND a place to buy fashionable pants!


"You do not hear me coming to the Harbor to lecture you about fashion, arguably a sin'dorei stereotype. Do not do so to others."
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90 Night Elf Druid
12905
I'm sorry but I side with Neltriz. Not only do I hate you little green lepers, I cannot stand by and let your kind ruin another land.
/sigh Goblins... tsk


Bring it sister, don't make me come up there! *points*

And who said I'm ruining it? Aren't you doing the same to your beloved tree by cutting down the wood and making houses? Oh and might as well take those clothes off your back, boohoo those precious cotton plants! And the leather those animals yielded?

I'm doin' these people a service! They'll get health insurance, money, protection, AND a place to buy fashionable pants!


I give and take, maintaining balance with nature. You are going to do an awful taking from the world around you, but what are you giving it? You could argue you are giving to the people, but they are not who you are taking from. You are taking from the world around you but not giving back, small green thing.

Besides, you don't have to come "up here" as you say, I could come down a little closer to your level, granted I can't bear to be eye level with you.
Edited by Vynianyx on 5/27/2013 9:34 PM PDT
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90 Worgen Druid
5390
Besides, you don't have to come "up here" as you say, I could come down a little closer to your level, granted I can't bear to be eye level with you.


You shouldn't have said that. You should have threatened her by saying 'I would cut off your head, master Goblin, if it stood but a little higher off the ground.'
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90 Night Elf Druid
12905
05/27/2013 09:47 PMPosted by Neltriz
Besides, you don't have to come "up here" as you say, I could come down a little closer to your level, granted I can't bear to be eye level with you.


You shouldn't have said that. You should have threatened her by saying 'I would cut off your head, master Goblin, if it stood but a little higher off the ground.'


((Oh but then I couldn't use my bear pun D: granted it wouldn't make much sense if it was spoken words, BUT HORRIBLE PUNS! And what would I cut her head off with? My bat staff? it can't cut through butter. The wings might flap hard enough to pop her head off though... Hmmmm...))
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89 Tauren Paladin
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"If you're seeking to capitalize from new markets, perhaps you should invest in developing a theme park inside the Elemental Plane.

"Think of the possibilities! Sky-high roller coasters that go all the way up to Skywall, the Abyssal Maw Aquarium, Deepholm Brand Rock Candy and a chance to meet Therazane the Stonemother; its all so endless!"

*Whispers*
"Quickly, travelers; plug the Maelstrom while they're all still down there!"
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90 Night Elf Mage
9430
*Whispers*
"Quickly, travelers; plug the Maelstrom while they're all still down there!"

*Mai looks at Sunruine and raises an eyebrow*
"Do we have a cork big enough to do that?"
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90 Night Elf Druid
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*Whispers*
"Quickly, travelers; plug the Maelstrom while they're all still down there!"

*Mai looks at Sunruine and raises an eyebrow*
"Do we have a cork big enough to do that?"


"If we did, it begs the question as to why we did not do that when Deathwing was down there. Could have avoided the entire cataclysm with nothing but a giant cork"
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90 Worgen Druid
5390
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((Oh but then I couldn't use my bear pun D: granted it wouldn't make much sense if it was spoken words, BUT HORRIBLE PUNS! And what would I cut her head off with? My bat staff? it can't cut through butter. The wings might flap hard enough to pop her head off though... Hmmmm...))


A necessary sacrifice for a LotR reference!
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90 Goblin Warrior
7140
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I give and take, maintaining balance with nature. You are going to do an awful taking from the world around you, but what are you giving it? You could argue you are giving to the people, but they are not who you are taking from. You are taking from the world around you but not giving back, small green thing.


"And what're the pandaren going to use the Dread Wastes for? It's already long gone...we get some Arcane Bug Bombs, clean it out, BOOM location of the mall RIGHT THERE...then we clean out the trolls and the Mogu...BOOM Theme-park...

See? I ain't touchin' the rest of it, because that's prime real estate, and we also need farms, training the Hozen and Virmen to make funnel cakes, see? You're not thinking outside of the box, sweet cheeks!"
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90 Worgen Druid
5390
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"And what're the pandaren going to use the Dread Wastes for? It's already long gone...we get some Arcane Bug Bombs, clean it out, BOOM location of the mall RIGHT THERE...then we clean out the trolls and the Mogu...BOOM Theme-park...


I REALLY don't think the Mantid are going to cooperate. And if you did resort to Arcane bombs, wouldn't that leave some sort of undesirable fallout in your mall?
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90 Goblin Warrior
7140
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I REALLY don't think the Mantid are going to cooperate. And if you did resort to Arcane bombs, wouldn't that leave some sort of undesirable fallout in your mall?


That's just the NAME of the bombs, and we can nip the bud, the Mantid are just a nuisance, we deal with them like we deal with the mogu...

At the end of a pointy sword...
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90 Night Elf Druid
12905
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I REALLY don't think the Mantid are going to cooperate. And if you did resort to Arcane bombs, wouldn't that leave some sort of undesirable fallout in your mall?


That's just the NAME of the bombs, and we can nip the bud, the Mantid are just a nuisance, we deal with them like we deal with the mogu...

At the end of a pointy sword...


"But they also have pointy swords, and sticky amber, and battle tank bugs. Seems like just clearing out the place to build the mall would be more expensive than the mall itself. Plus you would have to clean up the aftermath, another huge expense.

And all of the fighting will take time, as well as the clean up. What is it you goblins say? Time is money?"
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90 Night Elf Mage
9430
"Could always clear it with a big bomb. Like what Garrosh did with Theramore. Should clear up nicely, just may need to fill in a hole or two."
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63 Human Paladin
2015
Guys, BETTER Idea.

Let's take Eastern Kingdom's and Kalimdor's jobs, and...

I'm sorry, I just can't do it. It's TOO Easy.
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