BIG HEALS GUYS
so not the small ones, gotcha
~"<insert name here> NEEDS A HEAL!!! I NEED A HEAL!! OMG HEAL ME!!!"
Nooo really??? As if I've been spending all this time doing crosswords or reading a book instead of looking at your health bar. FYI sir or ma'am, all I do is look at health bars, well and make sure I'm not standing in bad stuff, dispelling, paying attention to mechanics and knowing if some big damage is about to come out so I can prepare to keep you all alive, etc. If you are taking damage I guarantee I probably notice it before you do, it just might be I'm healing someone more important this second like, the tank or another healer. I will get to you when I get to you, so !@#$ and wait.
This especially irks me if the particular person is one of those who thinks fire gives you a haste buff and constantly stands in it. You know when I just Life Gripped you out of that fire, only to have you go stand in it again?!?!? yeah... guess what? I'm letting you die now.
~"Yo rez me!"
You know, I WAS going to res you, but I suddenly think I don't feel like it anymore. Or maybe I forgot to train the resurrect type ability... yeah.. that's it... ummm I forgot to train that so I suddenly cannot res you anymore. I can see you are dead, and had you kept your mouth shut I would have "rez'd" you. This ESPECIALLY irks me if we're still in combat... I am not a druid, or a BM hunter with a Quillen, or a dk, or a warlock... I cannot res you in combat. You may now run your happy %^- back into the raid/instance you impatient jerk.
~Dps who don't think they should EVER have to dispel anything... ever... under any circumstances... because "that's a healer's job".
Stop being so darn lazy. Ever think that maybe I can't decurse you because well, I'm a priest and I can't get rid of curses??? "But you have mass dispel!!" *facepalm*.
~Tanks pulling when I have no mana/dps yelling at the tank to pull faster without making sure I can handle it on that char I'm on/tanks running ahead and LOSing me and yelling because they died.
This isn't really an issue for my priest, but sometimes my baby healers struggle a little and will go oom while trying to gear up in heroics or whatever. I also hate when people LoS me and yell at me because they're dead. (this seems to usually happen more with monk tanks, I guess they forget I'm not capable of moving as fast as they do with all their rolls and stuff.)
~People who yell out for heals when I can't heal them, because I'm dead. Why am I dead? Because no one peeled this stray mob off of me while it was beating on my face, and said mob just HAPPENS to be immune to fears, tendrils, whatever else I have to possibly get it off me. I am not a tank.
~PVP: "WHERE ARE MY HEALS! THE HEALERS IN HERE ARE WORTHLESS I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SINGLE HEAL YET YOU FAIL SO HARD"
You want to know why you're not getting heals?? I'm dead you idiot, and I'm probably the only healer our side in this bg (have had this happen a lot). I've spent more time in the graveyard this battleground because people like you, are not peeling off of me and letting me die. In fact, I think I've died 12 times in the first 3 minutes of this BG. Here's a newsflash, I cannot heal you while I'm dead. I know, shocking isn't it? Oh yeah, that kind of attitude doesn't help you either. I think I will make sure to purposefully NOT heal you the rest of this BG mister bad attitude.
On the other hand of course, if I encounter a dps in a random bg that DOES peel for me?? Guess what? I follow them around like a lost puppy pretty much that entire bg. They keep the big bad ouchy dps off me, I keep them alive, and together we own.
Mind you I know that's a rant, and those things are things that will get under my skin, but overall I just have adopted the "eh, oh well" attitude toward a lot of it. These are typically the things that will get under my skin if it's habitual or I'm already having a horrible day... but typically I just respond with a smart arsed comment and laugh.