<New Potential Recruit>
And thusly - we reach out to you. You've demonstrated the verisimilitude to know that it's not about good vs. evil so much as it is tall vs. short. Mustachioed vs. clean-shaven. Buttered vs. not buttered.
You've demonstrated the alacrity to look up really big words that you don't understand.
Finally, you've demonstrated a certain willingness to tread upon the dreams and aspirations of others to attain your goals. Literally, in some cases.
Alright, look. Most of us aren't even mean enough to bite the ears off a chocolate bunny. Or at least we bite the whole head off the thing so it won't suffer any more than necessary. We've nary a ruthless bone in our collective body, although Satharon has something in his pocket that we're not sure about and he won't tell us what it is.
We are about as belligerent as a temporary tattoo of a butterfly. But keep it quiet, okay? People aren't interested in joining a guild of field mice.
However, we do need *you*. We are presently negotiating with Elegon for the transfer of his treasure to our pocketbooks and guild vault and the more scary-looking individuals we have standing around looking at him expectantly, the better our odds. At least, Flam's Extortion for the Feeble handbook says so.
The alarm at headquarters? *cough* That was actually the timer going off on Ysulde's brownies. In my defense, however, you did wrestle a plastic egg from a toddler at that precise moment. I could see the ambition in your eyes!
Our raid schedule is perfect for a enterprising individual such as yourself. Wednesday evenings at 9:30 server, which shouldn't conflict with your bowling league or your skin-care regimen.
If raiding isn't your cup of tea, we are always looking for enterprising casual players to advance our cause in the world.
Drop by our website: ioom.enjin.com. Carrot cake and milk will be served.