Topic Is love. Is life.
Edited by Thorodan on 3/31/13 1:23 AM (PDT)
>be in warsong gulch
>mfw we have 2 healers!
>oh god... horde team has Shrek.
>Shrek instantly teleports into Silverwing Flag Room
>Grabs healer by the jaw
>pulls it off.
>begins to beat each player to death with it.
>reaches into his 30 slot bag
>pulls out onion Two handed mace.
>runs over to healer with no jaw
>grabs corpse and necrofilizes it while still running around
>Shrek takes one look at me. "It's all Ogre for you"
>I fall to my knees and pray to Shrek but its too late.
>Shrek pulls out his swamp monster and hits me on the head with it
>I explode into yellow onion juice
>Shrek vanishes into the wind
>Horde runs into Silverwing Flag room.
>Not enough players.
>Game ending in 1 minute.