Dear Tov,

90 Human Warrior
18390
No, but it's not true. This is a Dear Tov thread... Am I supposed to be answering letters asking for advice?
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90 Human Priest
13245
Yes sir
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90 Human Warrior
18390
Oh. What do you need help with, miss?
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90 Human Priest
13245
I need a steak w/ A1 Bold and Spicey please.
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90 Human Warrior
18390
Sorry miss, this is a vegan restaurant.
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90 Human Priest
13245
Get the !@#$ out of here! I want a steak and I want it now...It's that time of the month...and if I dont get it.. Im..going...to...get......ANGRY..RAWR haha
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90 Human Warrior
18390
It's your steak and you want it now? Call J.G. Wentworth!
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90 Human Priest
13245
lol I WANT IT NOW!
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90 Human Warrior
18390
877-Steak-Now!
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90 Troll Warlock
13225
Can you loan me some item levels plox?


For a small fee; I demand your soul.
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90 Orc Rogue
13640
04/21/2013 09:25 AMPosted by Krippz
Can you loan me some item levels plox?


For a small fee; I demand your soul.
to be honest her soul isn't worth that many levels. You should aim bigger like levels for her first born son so that way you can collect child support as well.
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90 Human Warrior
18390
So not all souls are equal? What is your soul worth, Lobster?
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90 Orc Rogue
13640
So not all souls are equal? What is your soul worth, Lobster?
one million platypus and a liter of cola.
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90 Troll Warlock
13225
04/21/2013 09:53 AMPosted by Lobster


For a small fee; I demand your soul.
to be honest her soul isn't worth that many levels. You should aim bigger like levels for her first born son so that way you can collect child support as well.


But her little guy has those puppy dog eyes that makes even a master of the dark arts like myself apprehensive.
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90 Human Warrior
18390
So if I kill you, I'd have one million platypus to skin and make a fortune from selling luxury platypus furs?
Edited by Tov on 4/21/2013 11:49 AM PDT
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90 Troll Warlock
13225
So if I kill you, I'd have one million platypus to skin and make a fortune from selling luxury platypus furs?


You bring the jew out in everything.
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90 Human Warrior
18390
Is there a problem, sir?
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90 Troll Warlock
13225
Is there a problem, sir?


No sir; I admire the Donald Trump of Sen'Jin
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90 Human Warrior
18390
My hair looks good irl, tyvm. Please never berate me like that again.
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90 Troll Warlock
13225
I will endeavor to never berate you like that again
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