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You are all sorts of random. Marry me and you will spew forth a litter of platypus so cute and adorable that not even the mightiest of warriors could stand against us. I will show you the world, take you to the highest of skyscrapers. Then on a whim we'll jump off the edge and free fall into the winds of ecstasy. Our hands locked together as we stare deeply into each others eyes. You say "don't go" but I must for the sake of our platypus family. My wings unfold and the clouds give way to a beam of holy light that blinds you. As the light disappears I am gone but don't fret for I will return one day.
I knew you always liked the illegal stuff...
Of course...I love illegal people in my country.
Whoa whoa.... Give it like two weeks.
Why can't we just love eachother now? Jeeze I feel rejected. QQ /wrist and all that good stuff
My wings unfold and the clouds give way to a beam of holy light that blinds you. As the light disappears I am gone but don't fret for I will return one day.
The more I read the first original post, The more scared I become. I even locked my windows and doors. I'm frightened of this return you speak of. Tov will save me...I hope.
Tov cannot save you for he has lost the very letter that gives him power. Without the "a" in his name he is nothing more than a puny derpdaggle. Our love will shine brighter than a thousand spotlights focused on one single point. Please do not be scared, I am as gentle as a feather caught in the winds of this tornado we call love. Forever caught in the wind current in hopes that one day you will reach your hand out and snatch me from this whirlwind.
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