the Burning Blade 2013 durotar awards

90 Troll Druid
Hello Ladies and Ladies,

I haven't posted a thread here in a while and after my extensive vacation on tichondrius i think i should take a moment to revisit our humble server. Burning blade hasnt had a "best of" thread in a while so I think its time to hand out the 2013 Durotard trophies for some outstanding people in some outstanding categories!

The durotar tyrant award goes to Muffinkat. This son of a gun double cs's like his life depends on it. Muffinkat has a stranglehold on the duelotar dueling scene, defeating any slime ball that stands in his way with grace and finesse. Duel him sometime and experience the wild ride of his Chaos Bolt conflag.

The award for most improved goes to Rickay! this Chuck Taylor beast has been playing this game for a while, though with little to no success outside of RBGs. this season is different, however. With the help of nether tempest and god comp rickay has skyrocketed to remarkable ratings. Could we see gladiator in the future for this burning blade hero? Only alter-time will tell.

The Hellen Keller award goes to Tundras. This washed up s8 wizard has come back to the game and is having quite the lava blast. I dont think he understands language yet, which seems to be a requirement for anyone running L S D, both past and present.

the award for most likely never to be a billionaire goes to Blisters/Purplefaded/Jeanguy/nopressure for spending 1/4 of his weekly income on race changes, faction changes, name changes, and appearance changes. According to Vindeesle, blisters works at KFC in QC. ITs a mystery how he can supplement his extra crispy buckets of income to fund these azerothian endeavors.

The award for most awkward playstyle in arena goes to Balto. Maybe its because he doesnt have opposable thumbs and is color blind but oh-doggey this is an interesting creature. Find him in the center of the map in any arena game chasing his tail and barking at his shadow. HE does do damage once a game tho, so be cautious for that.

The award for best sniper rifle goes to Clownschool. Watch out durotar, when this tiger gets gear he will be sniping you rats on the regular.

The award for most exploits done by a single guild goes to Unholy Trinity. This crew of mouth breathing gamestop employees have taken their gamesharks to the next level and have ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A, started their way to becoming the top dragon slaying guild on server. /spit at these mongrels everytime u see their neckbeard faces.

Thank you Burning Blade for providing my alts with years of entertainment. Lets have a successful, high calibur arena season.

Edited by Bigmoran on 4/21/2013 6:24 PM PDT
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Lol Moran im not a fan as you know but I gotta say this thread had me and the guys laughing pretty bad haha.
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i take that
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90 Undead Hunter
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how did clownschool get mentioned but the great Valpox did not
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90 Undead Priest
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90 Orc Hunter
how did ut beat out clank clank im a tank
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90 Orc Shaman
haha you had me rolling
Edited by Tundras on 4/22/2013 5:02 AM PDT
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90 Orc Warrior
I'll have you know I shaved my neckbeard yesterday.
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90 Orc Shaman
wtff wheres my mention u stain

u let me down big time moran...
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90 Pandaren Priest
/spit at these mongrels everytime u see their neckbeard faces.
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100 Blood Elf Priest
Pretty witty read, even though I don't know any of the names except Muffinkat. Good writing.
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100 Orc Warlock
Extra crispy buckets of income
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90 Goblin Shaman
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100 Undead Warlock
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100 Undead Mage
You forgot the award for most effort, which goes to you for somehow still being convinced you can play the two button class that is mage despite lacking 9 fingers.
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100 Troll Shaman
The award for most persistent - Bigmoran. Despite everyone calling him a huge *@##@*# and insisting he leaves this kid just keeps coming back for more.
Edited by Volitar on 4/28/2013 4:34 PM PDT
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