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Well I did mention to my wee 'un that April is national poetry month. She asked me what poetry is and all I could come up with was to say it was a bunch of people running around saying things are thing they are not but not making things up either. Now we are both confused. So to clear it up I read her "Ode to a Nightingale" and tried to explain what it meant.
I wrote a love poem for my biology major friend:
Shall I compare thee to malaria?
Thou art less deadly and contagious.
Like leprosy and mass hysteria,
Thou art crazy and outrageous.
Spread by the dread insect Anopheles,
Malaria sucks its victims dry.
But you, my dear, like valiant Hercules
Perform labors of love that make men cry.
Your love is like a case of gout,
It crystallizes in my veins.
You, I could not live without,
Unlike angina (acute heart pains).
Love is the disease that infects me so,
Like a tumor, it will grow and grow.
I think I wanna rewrite the second quatrain though, because it's really, really bad. It was supposed to be super cheesy, but I went too far.
that is scary :P
Dear Riot, never come home like that :p
WTB a warlock for Iron Qon.
Idk, too many priests and not enough locks on my realm. But we did finally down Iron Qon and one shot Consorts on our first attempt ever. We probably won't down Lei Shen but were gonna go ahead and see the fight.
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