Cyara's Crumbly Carrot Cake: Healer OT

Well I did mention to my wee 'un that April is national poetry month. She asked me what poetry is and all I could come up with was to say it was a bunch of people running around saying things are thing they are not but not making things up either. Now we are both confused. So to clear it up I read her "Ode to a Nightingale" and tried to explain what it meant.
Can't say she cared for it but I could only remember four poems off the top of my head and that was one of them.
The others were even less suitable:
After Apple Picking
Spinster (Plath, if you are not familiar)
and
"To Lucasta, Going to Wars" (Lovelace)

I'm turble at 'splaining things.


I wrote a love poem for my biology major friend:

Shall I compare thee to malaria?
Thou art less deadly and contagious.
Like leprosy and mass hysteria,
Thou art crazy and outrageous.

Spread by the dread insect Anopheles,
Malaria sucks its victims dry.
But you, my dear, like valiant Hercules
Perform labors of love that make men cry.

Your love is like a case of gout,
It crystallizes in my veins.
You, I could not live without,
Unlike angina (acute heart pains).

Love is the disease that infects me so,
Like a tumor, it will grow and grow.

I think I wanna rewrite the second quatrain though, because it's really, really bad. It was supposed to be super cheesy, but I went too far.
90 Tauren Priest
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25


Holy poop. Does it ever get exhausting? lol
90 Tauren Monk
16335
Holy poop. Does it ever get exhausting? lol


All the time. Worth it though.
90 Pandaren Priest
14930
04/28/2013 07:58 PMPosted by Qùess
25


Holy poop. Does it ever get exhausting? lol


I do 25 hours a week, too.
90 Night Elf Druid
12815
I'm hungry.

SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME LINGERIE!

>D
90 Pandaren Monk
5190
I'm hungry.

SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME LINGERIE!

>D

http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/outland/Pros%C3%ADt/simple
90 Night Elf Druid
12815
I'm hungry.

SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME LINGERIE!

>D

http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/outland/Pros%C3%ADt/simple


that is scary :P

Dear Riot, never come home like that :p
90 Human Priest
5860
WTB a warlock for Iron Qon.

why DON'T you have a warlock?

Gateway is positively broken. But at least locks get brought over mages, so there's that
80 Goblin Warlock
10740
04/28/2013 08:36 PMPosted by Evry
WTB a warlock for Iron Qon.

why DON'T you have a warlock?

Gateway is positively broken. But at least locks get brought over mages, so there's that


I HAS A WARLOCK!

Don't judge her gear or level >_>

- Vero
90 Troll Shaman
13290
04/28/2013 08:36 PMPosted by Evry
WTB a warlock for Iron Qon.

why DON'T you have a warlock?

Gateway is positively broken. But at least locks get brought over mages, so there's that


Idk, too many priests and not enough locks on my realm. But we did finally down Iron Qon and one shot Consorts on our first attempt ever. We probably won't down Lei Shen but were gonna go ahead and see the fight.
90 Draenei Monk
3280
04/28/2013 08:05 PMPosted by Tiriel


Holy poop. Does it ever get exhausting? lol


I do 25 hours a week, too.


jesus christ o.o
90 Pandaren Monk
5190
04/28/2013 08:05 PMPosted by Tiriel


Holy poop. Does it ever get exhausting? lol


I do 25 hours a week, too.


Good gawd.

My guild does 9.
90 Troll Shaman
13290
My guild has been doing like 6-8 hours a week for our main group. Were adding 1-2 more next week though, but I wish we raided an extra day.
90 Blood Elf Paladin
3940
ain't nobody got time for that...except tiriel and mean guy mist apparently.

also, i want linguine nommm
90 Blood Elf Paladin
12555
Dear Riot, never come home like that :p


That old thing? Nah, it doesn't show near enough skin for your taste. ;)

Riôt
90 Blood Elf Mage
17040
04/28/2013 07:32 PMPosted by Mist
How many hours per week do you go?


25


Jesus christ. Man, our Garrosh group goes only 8 hours max, and lately, it's been like 6.5.
90 Blood Elf Mage
17040
04/28/2013 08:36 PMPosted by Evry
WTB a warlock for Iron Qon.

why DON'T you have a warlock?

Gateway is positively broken. But at least locks get brought over mages, so there's that


*SLAP*
90 Dwarf Priest
12850
Jeez. I only do 15-16 hours a week.
90 Draenei Monk
11275
ain't nobody got time for that...except tiriel and mean guy mist apparently.

also, i want linguine nommm


Frozen and I were doing 16-20 consistently at least last tier. Maybe more some weeks.
90 Undead Warlock
8345
Yeah I do 9-12, can't imagine doing 25 (at least with my current lifestyle).
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