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Join the Alliance. We bathe regularly, and we have Dalaran now.
Reasons to leave the Horde:
1: Orcs smell and are fueled by testosterone.
2: The undead are cold-hearted and consumed by vengence, and are kinda also smelly and gross.
3: The trolls are smelly and eat people.
4: The tauren are okay, but all that cow under all that fur? Smelly.
Reasons to join the Alliance:
1: Highborne are smexy smexy. The tall, physically superior bodies and senses of night elves with the magical prowess of blood elves.(Probably better at it, but meh.)
2: Magical flying city of arcane death. Maybe we'll crash it into Orgrimmar and kill Garrosh, then the other Horde races won't be scared of getting killed in their sleep if they join the Alliance.
3: Smexy smexy humans.
4: Smexy smexy night elves.
6: Smexy smexy draenei.
7: If Varian fails, you know Malfurion's gonna step up and kick some !@#.
Please consider your options, Lor'themar! Jaina may be having that time of the month, but it's no reason to sacrifice personal hygiene! Plus I have fancy cheeses and wines.
P.S. If you think the game might be unbalanced, just give the Horde troggs or gnolls or a tribe of smaller Mogu.
Alliance Blood Elf here.
At least Malfurion still has a wife.
Yeah but you used it first :D
We will allow this exchange as long as you offer us your Gnomes in return.
First a few ground rules.
I like my Gnomes with as little as facial hair.
Second they still need to be alive.
Shall we meet behind the Goldshire inn? Midnight?
No, blood elves are traitors and must die.
We're the traitors?! The Alliance didn't even so much as raise a finger to aid us after the Scourge destroyed the Sunwell! And once our forces joined up to assist the war effort against the Scourge how were we used? Like SLAVES! The best archers and mages in the Eastern Kingdoms, sent to repair towers and given the impossible task of holding three fronts by the "Grand Marshall". Then we were jailed and sentenced to death for accepting the only help offered to us; and none of your kind spoke out against it!
If you wish to see a traitor, you need look no further than Stormwind.
Ugh, not this again.
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