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For weeks you’ve lived free from our scorn
But now our supply line has been torn
The barbs we raided kept us all well fed
And no one mourned their fallen dead
But rumors stirred within your ranks
Our food now gone is this our thanks?
You’ve petitioned the gods to stop our raids
And for all your whining you’ll soon get paid
Our Armies need the food we’ve lost
The gold we make wont cover costs
So since the barbs now produce too few
Our attention is turning straight to you
So build more farms for corn and grain
If your gates are shut it will ease the pain
We’ll crush your towers with little trouble
We’ll turn your defenses into a pile of rubble
We’ll take your food your wood your stone
And drag it out over your armies Bones
We’ll hang your Hero from the broken gate
The game gods now decide your fate
They chose to listen to all your cries
And took away our food supplies
So now your it!, you should be proud
They heard your voices clear and loud
So drink some coffee and stay up late
We’ll soon be at your city gates
no i didnt write this but i found it to be true how alliance feel
A poem, by Delamere (of the Alliance)
Our AH is sad
Our wpvp is bad
Those who play qt humans
I can't help but assumin'
Didn't get beat enough by their parents as children
And an encore couplet:
Alliance IQ is around room temperature
Trying to increase their playerskill is a worthless venture
And of course, a free verse section:
Faction pride is stupid
I play both of them
I wish the forums were entertaining again
I enjoy ganking people everywhere
Going to need a Haiku too.
Given that the reason we initially started ganking you is that you and what I assume is your girlfriend were trying to run mobs into us while we were killing the same rares then vanishing out, you can drop that act in a hurry.
We also watched you trying to taunt krol the blade away from several guild members.
However, you're a really easy HK, as most blood elf warriors are, so if we need the honor and you're down there, just plan on not ever getting any krasarang rares.
People forgot how to gank, you ask for world pvp they go looking for a tank. Standing at the bank they yank out stuff to sell at the AH like it's crank.
I'm tired of the lies... our posse's runnin wild while the ratings baby cries and the Horde deny they try world pvp and still die.
Situation unpossible, nobody fights fair they say their gear is not optimal. Gug swears he'll come back one day as soon as he's out of the hospital.
BoM aint goin no where, just pull up a chair, gankers till the end of wow, smell the weed in the air? Goin down with the ship so don't let your lip slip about you winning world pvp or you'll be in for a trip.
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