"World hits you for 674,324 damage.
Emike claims skill.
World laughs out loud at Emike"
I'm feeling generous so I'll credit you with an assist.
My favorite part was when we were killing you and your pally friend, then you jumped off with your glider leaving your buddy to die alone.
You are as good a friend as you are a player.
Why do I get the feeling you look exactly like Salad Fingers?