For Dynamite who is waiting for the story about Bordak deciding what he wants for Breakfast.
*Laid out before him, stretched from his chair to the end on the long table, all the glorious breakfast options of the world are waiting. A hollow voice resounds in the hall, its origin unknown....*
Bordak, it is breakfast time and you must decide. Choose wisely Paladin!
*Rubbing his chin.*
Well the eggs look mighty good.
But wait. Look at those cinnamon rolls and orange juice.
*Out of the corner of his eye.*
Ohh no, but then I'd miss crepes and strawberries...
*Looking further up the table.*
But what about something simple, like oatmeal and raisins.
*and to his left.*
Or muffins and butter!
*To his right...*
Or steak ....or pancakes.
*In front of him.*
Or hash browns and catchup?
*Bordak confused and lost stares at the ceiling, tears in his eyes!*
But there are so many options! I CANNOT decided. Noooooo.
*The waitress approaches suddenly, clip in her hand waiting. Bordak turns towards her.*
I'll take tea and crumpets, ma'am. Thank you.
*Mystery solved, the table is suddenly clear and Bordak sits comfortably in the Golden Gryphon waiting for his tastee breakfast.*