I suppose I should post this longish story while the details are still fresh.
I queue for a heroic dungeon for the rep and the satchel and end up getting Scholomance. Would've preferred a faster dungeon, but the RNG is random, so whatever.
Anyways, nothing out of the ordinary on the first boss, just a afk hunter, low dps from the other two dps, and the lock pet pulling the mobs at the bottom of the stairs.
On the undead patrol before the next room, the dk does the control undead thingy, and we move into the room for Janice. During the fight, the dk stands in front of the boss's frontal cone thingy, and doesn't move out of it. I normally heal people who accidentally stand in bad, but I didn't feel like actively healing him while he was still standing in it. Therefore, I just let HST and Riptide keep him up, and threw a healing wave on him after it finished.
First wave of illusions pop up, and I see the dk say in chat: "healer do instead dps not" or something similar. As the wording wasn't quite clear, I simply go "what?" DK proceeds to say he nearly died cause I wasn't healing and just doing dps. I reply "you nearly died cause you stood in bad" He says "no", tank pipes up and agrees with me, dk says "no" again. Hh then asks why I'm dps'ing at all, to which I reply, "to help speed the run along." He goes, "no, do your job and heal. no dps." I ignore him and move into the next room with Rattlegore.
I continue to dps through the trash, throwing out heals as necessary. Meanwhile, the dk is still in the last room saying "so youre not going to listen to me are you?" Again, I ignore him. While he was busy typing that, apparently his MC over the mob wore off he he started getting attacked by it. Thing is, he still in Janice's room, while me and the tank are both on the far end of Rattlegore's room, out of range and line of sight of us. Needless to say, he died. DK says, "see? i died cause you weren't healing me!" I quip "gj staying with tank" He then calls the tank crap and can't hold aggro. Tank speaks up again and says, "the reason he didn't heal you and i didn't taunt is cause you're an idiot" Trash is cleared up, and Rattlegore is started without the dk.
During the fight, me and the tank are the only ones picking up the boneshields, with the two remaining dps eating the bone spikes for 90% of their health. The dk sarcastically says, "yeah, your dps really helps out" I ignore him yet again as incoming damage is quite high, with the dps soaking bone spikes, and stacks of rusting. After the boss is down, and loot is rolled on, I attempt to vote-kick the dk. "This player cannot be kicked for another 3 minutes" Blah, just my luck.
Trash to Lillian is started; dk still whining about me doing dps and not even doing one heal so far. Clear the trash and the tank goes "afk, phone call" I'm surprised the dps didn't actually pull the boss this time. Then a vote kick on the dk pops up. I hit yes, and wait with baited breath. Then I see this in chat: "The votekick against NoobDK has failed" I'm thinking "WHAT!?!?" Then me and the tank both have the FML moment. All 3 dps are from the same guild.
Lillian is started, even with lust and me doing dps, she didn't get below 50% before her soul activates. I dread what I know is coming. Not only do they fail to kite the soul, they even stand in the death fire. The dk dies again, with his guildies close to death. Cue the dk complaining again about no healing, and me just doing dps, and that my dps was crap. Following is this convo:
Tank: "he's actually holding back"
Me: "yeah, i could be doing more if i was't busy healing you guys from standing in bad"
DK: "yeah right, you're a crap healer and you'd be an even worse dps"
DK: "just do your job and heal"
Tank: "do your job and dps"
DK: "lol you don't need my dps"
Tank: "you're right, we don't need you, your dps is crap"
DK: "lol id be doing more if i wasn't dead"
Me: "the tanks doing 70k dps, all 3 of you guys are doing 30k…."
Me and the tank press onwards to Professor Slates room, and as we're fighting Slate, dk proceeds to pull the rest of the room to us. I keep me and the tank up without a sweat, and heck, I keep the hunter and lock up as they haven't said anything in instance at least. Was hoping for the dk to die again, but HST kept him up. I go "thats the best attempt you have at a wipe?"
Proceed to final boss, and the fight goes like hundreds of runs beforehand, nothing out of the usual. Boss drops the strength trinket and me, the dk, and the tank need on it. I win it, and the 3 dps drop instance. Me and the tank chat for a bit, and find out we both needed on the trinket just to spite the dk, and didn't really need it, as we were only in the dungeon for the satchel, rep, and valor. Without the satchel, I think both of us would dropped group much earlier. As for what was in my satchel? A lousy stamina flask and some gold. Yay. -.- Tempts us enough to finish the dungeon at least.