Very wealthy player looking for a reason...

90 Orc Warlock
15780
.....to spend.

Thats right folks. Not only am I very good looking, I have ALOT of gold. If you have a great deal for me. Exotic items and even services, post it here.

I may get back to you and share some of my wealth. Even if I am not interested, someone else reading this might be.
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
9710
What is "ALOT"?
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90 Orc Hunter
12135
http://i.imgur.com/5eYvPXu.png
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90 Orc Warlock
15780
What is "ALOT"?


Think "Graham's number'
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90 Human Priest
16105
Buy me something pretty.
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90 Orc Warlock
15780
Buy me something pretty.


You need it. Damn you're ugly.
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90 Blood Elf Warlock
OLD
11310
i have blade of wizardry and 2 spire of scarlet pain!
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90 Orc Warlock
15780
I have a dozen Blades of wizardry in my warehouse. One more couldn't hurt. I will pay 5k.
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.....to spend.

Thats right folks. Not only am I very good looking, I have ALOT of gold. If you have a great deal for me. Exotic items and even services, post it here.

I may get back to you and share some of my wealth. Even if I am not interested, someone else reading this might be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlBr2fyqn9g
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90 Night Elf Druid
11775
06/30/2013 02:24 AMPosted by Daenon
Buy me something pretty.


You need it. Damn you're ugly.


Flattery will get you everywhere.
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Buy Meepsie feasts.
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Flattery...

You heard her, Daenon!

Buy Kat some pancakes.
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90 Troll Druid
6240
I'll provide you with an exotic bear dance for the low, low price of only three intermittent payments of 9999g, 99s, and 99c! If you call right now, I'll even throw in some free Bat Guano to go with your bear dance. Even better, if 2999g, 99s, 97c are paid up front (not including shipping and handling), I'll give you two bear dances! That's right folks, you get two times the bear dancing for the same low price of three easy payments!

Terms and Conditions: Shipping and Handling not included. Shipping is 50,000g in the Continental US and 75,000g anywhere else. Handling the bear is not permitted at any time during this service, and will result in the immediate termination of the bear dance with no return of payment provided. Shipping costs are required before the bear will arrive at your destination, regardless of any other payments sent. I'm going to just write stuff that sounds fancy in here to make the "fine print" longer since I'm too lazy to actually write any more real terms. Legal residents of the United States that are 18 or older, excluding those in the District of Columbia and Rhode Island, are eligible to purchase. No purchase required to purchase a bear dance, but previous business is a plus. Services provided are limited by the availability and the schedules of the bear dancer. Dancer will not always be a real druid, but a blood elf riding a Darkmoon Dancing Bear depending on the date and whether or not the druid is on vacation. Limited time offer which ended 30 seconds ago while you were reading all these terms. After this special offer expires the price will be increased at the whim and fancy of Pretzul. Mastergoblin and Azerothian Express are accepted at this location as valid forms of payment. Make checks payable to "Pretzul, the Duke of Deadwind Pass". 9001% service charge (it's over 9000!) will be applied for bounced checks. Should payment not be received in full, Pretzul and Associates LLC reserves the right to sic Avanii and her murloc army upon the debt holder at any point in time. During the bear dance the recipients will allow themselves to be drugged and drug into the dolphin's cave. Inside the cave the bear dance will continue, but it shall be accompanied by a few dolphin intermissions. Please purchase bear dances responsibly.

Services, Logos, and Quotes are unregistered trademarks of Pretzul and Associates LLC © 2013
All rights reserved for everyone except the customer.
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I'll provide you with an exotic bear dance for the low, low price of only three intermittent payments of 9999g, 99s, and 99c! If you call right now, I'll even throw in some free Bat Guano to go with your bear dance. Even better, if 2999g, 99s, 97c are paid up front (not including shipping and handling), I'll give you two bear dances! That's right folks, you get two times the bear dancing for the same low price of three easy payments!

Terms and Conditions: Shipping and Handling not included. Shipping is 50,000g in the Continental US and 75,000g anywhere else. Handling the bear is not permitted at any time during this service, and will result in the immediate termination of the bear dance with no return of payment provided. Shipping costs are required before the bear will arrive at your destination, regardless of any other payments sent. I'm going to just write stuff that sounds fancy in here to make the "fine print" longer since I'm too lazy to actually write any more real terms. Legal residents of the United States that are 18 or older, excluding those in the District of Columbia and Rhode Island, are eligible to purchase. No purchase required to purchase a bear dance, but previous business is a plus. Services provided are limited by the availability and the schedules of the bear dancer. Dancer will not always be a real druid, but a blood elf riding a Darkmoon Dancing Bear depending on the date and whether or not the druid is on vacation. Limited time offer which ended 30 seconds ago while you were reading all these terms. After this special offer expires the price will be increased at the whim and fancy of Pretzul. Mastergoblin and Azerothian Express are accepted at this location as valid forms of payment. Make checks payable to "Pretzul, the Duke of Deadwind Pass". 9001% service charge (it's over 9000!) will be applied for bounced checks. Should payment not be received in full, Pretzul and Associates LLC reserves the right to sic Avanii and her murloc army upon the debt holder at any point in time. During the bear dance the recipients will allow themselves to be drugged and drug into the dolphin's cave. Inside the cave the bear dance will continue, but it shall be accompanied by a few dolphin intermissions. Please purchase bear dances responsibly.

Services, Logos, and Quotes are unregistered trademarks of Pretzul and Associates LLC © 2013
All rights reserved for everyone except the customer.
10/10 man this is amazing post =P
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90 Human Priest
16105
06/30/2013 02:24 AMPosted by Daenon
Buy me something pretty.


You need it. Damn you're ugly.

Demon face is not a look. It's a way of life.
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90 Night Elf Druid
11775
This is all too much funny at 8am stop!
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90 Orc Shaman
8675
could probobly swag you out for like..4kish
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90 Blood Elf Monk
14815
I offer a male escort service in game, send me a tell. I can be whatever your little green heart desires.
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90 Human Death Knight
11420
This thread needs more Stagnetti. I wonder who has more gold?
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90 Night Elf Druid
11760
http://i.imgur.com/5eYvPXu.png


Terms and Conditions: Shipping and Handling not included. Shipping is 50,000g in the Continental US and 75,000g anywhere else. Handling the bear is not permitted at any time during this service, and will result in the immediate termination of the bear dance with no return of payment provided. Shipping costs are required before the bear will arrive at your destination, regardless of any other payments sent. I'm going to just write stuff that sounds fancy in here to make the "fine print" longer since I'm too lazy to actually write any more real terms. Legal residents of the United States that are 18 or older, excluding those in the District of Columbia and Rhode Island, are eligible to purchase. No purchase required to purchase a bear dance, but previous business is a plus. Services provided are limited by the availability and the schedules of the bear dancer. Dancer will not always be a real druid, but a blood elf riding a Darkmoon Dancing Bear depending on the date and whether or not the druid is on vacation. Limited time offer which ended 30 seconds ago while you were reading all these terms. After this special offer expires the price will be increased at the whim and fancy of Pretzul. Mastergoblin and Azerothian Express are accepted at this location as valid forms of payment. Make checks payable to "Pretzul, the Duke of Deadwind Pass". 9001% service charge (it's over 9000!) will be applied for bounced checks. Should payment not be received in full, Pretzul and Associates LLC reserves the right to sic Avanii and her murloc army upon the debt holder at any point in time. During the bear dance the recipients will allow themselves to be drugged and drug into the dolphin's cave. Inside the cave the bear dance will continue, but it shall be accompanied by a few dolphin intermissions. Please purchase bear dances responsibly.


Whats wrong with Rhode Island? =(
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