Dear Tov, Lobster, and Datwaggle

100 Human Priest
13640
Dear Tov,

You are toav, please let me call you toav and not tov...
If you don't I will tell Emma.
please and thank you.

Dear Lobster,

Yes you can take me out for a steak dinner and have sexual relations with me. Also please give Datwaggle up for adoption or let me become his mommy.

please and thank you.

Dear Datwaggle,

I do not find your watermelon head attractive, Though it would mean the world to me if you ran away from Lobster, and were no longer his son. And yes, You can take me for that steak dinner too but the dog will still want sexual relations with you.

p.s I hate you
Edited by Eraelin on 7/8/2013 9:11 PM PDT
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90 Draenei Shaman
8810
I outshine both of them. How can this be?!
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90 Troll Priest
9175
LOL and this is why I love these forums, Eraelin I seriously love you for this <3
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100 Orc Rogue
14490
I put my socks on inside out. I cannot feel the difference.
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90 Draenei Shaman
8810
Quiz you don't know my waggle! Or that i'm a qtwitabooty
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90 Troll Warlock
13225
You alliance players have to much time on your hands
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90 Draenei Shaman
8810
Or do we have too much awesome?
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100 Human Priest
13640
This all came from a fairly short conversation in vent! These 'BOYS' make me want to punch babies. :O HI KRIPPZ and QUIZ...Anyways

Or do we have too much awesome?


This is not possible for you to achieve, Please Try Again Later.
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100 Orc Rogue
14490
Vindictive would have too much awesome if I was in their guild but unfortunately it'll never happen because I'm too pro to come back to sen'jin and go alliance.
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90 Troll Priest
9175
Vindictive would have too much awesome if I was in their guild but unfortunately it'll never happen because I'm too pro to come back to sen'jin and go alliance.


lobster you left us, that is not awesome there for you are not awesome anymore. and with that I say good day to you.

also looking for new idol to worship, must be studly and handsome and look good in a mankini.
to apply invite me to your vent and tell me what you'd do to me in a sexy voice
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100 Orc Rogue
14490
I left for your sake Quiz for all of your guy's sakes. My top secret team of super genius scientists were running tests on the ripples that formed in the space time awesome void of Sen'jin. Apparently my super awesomeness of awesome was building up rapidly and expanding the awesome void causing it to burst and send waves of awesomeness throughout the server. This in itself wasn't bad as it caused all noobs on sen'jin to pull 50k more dps but Blizz didn't like it saying that it was a disadvantage for real raiding guilds on other realms. But unfortunately the damage buff was done and Big Crits was finally able to down heroic lei shen. So in reality they should be thanking me for their kill because if it wasn't for me they would still be wiping on him.
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90 Draenei Shaman
8810
This all came from a fairly short conversation in vent! These 'BOYS' make me want to punch babies. :O HI KRIPPZ and QUIZ...Anyways

Or do we have too much awesome?


This is not possible for you to achieve, Please Try Again Later.
Please you're just a hater. If only I could bring up all the times you told me how fantastic I am.
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100 Human Priest
13640
Please you're just a hater. If only I could bring up all the times you told me how fantastic I am.


In your dream you mean? Gosh stop putting it out like I actually think you're an "okay" guy.

Vindictive would have too much awesome if I was in their guild but unfortunately it'll never happen because I'm too pro to come back to sen'jin and go alliance.


You are in the guild, therefore your argument is invalid.
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100 Human Priest
13640
also looking for new idol to worship, must be studly and handsome and look good in a mankini.
to apply invite me to your vent and tell me what you'd do to me in a sexy voice


I do infact have a !@#$%^, but I can look good in that mankini, or try to. Please let me share this experience with you and I will shower you with love...joy....and possibly herpies. You can come to my vent and we shall tell storys of our great achievments in the world of sexual favors from both men, women, dogs, and hampsters?
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90 Human Warrior
18390
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/senjin/Ahveros/achievement#168:14922
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/blackrock/Lobster/achievement#168:14922
Ahveros is in Vindictive?
Wait wut. They have achievements on the same days? Coincidence? I think maybe... probably... possibly... not.
Edited by Tov on 7/10/2013 8:14 PM PDT
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100 Human Priest
13640
He's a liar! !@#$ing lobsters.
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90 Troll Warlock
13225
You let Ahveros in your guild? I've lost all respect for you
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100 Orc Rogue
14490
I don't even know that Ahveros guy, who is that?
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100 Night Elf Priest
13725
Oohh...Lobster's busted! /popcorn
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90 Troll Priest
9175
I do infact have a !@#$%^, but I can look good in that mankini, or try to. Please let me share this experience with you and I will shower you with love...joy....and possibly herpies. You can come to my vent and we shall tell storys of our great achievments in the world of sexual favors from both men, women, dogs, and hampsters?


im sorry my dear but I must decline, for you see I love the !@#$ and the only thing I want to be showered in is %^-*!.
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