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Since Lobster fired me from an imaginary job and gave someone who doesn't exist my old office, I am now looking for a new imarginary job. Preference on officework, as I am good with a staple.
I'm so lonely
Just a note to future employers. This man is a horrible worker, I asked for 40 degree stapling on each document and he stapled each set of documents at a 45 degree angle. Clearly unprofessional. We've also had many sexual harassment reports from many of our male office workers. I've also got video footage of him pooping in the urinals. While funny it lowers the morale of our janitorial staff.
Patrick Star: It was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And at $50 an hour. When I started out, I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.
Are you the stupid starfish or the silly sponge, Metsushokahn?
So are you interested metsushokahn, you will be in charge of cartelling large amounts of wealth/valuables from the horde too me, as well as reveling in my name, to expand my presence amongst the horde player base, I will pay you all the chocolate you need.
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