LF work

74 Orc Monk
8240
Hi all,

Since Lobster fired me from an imaginary job and gave someone who doesn't exist my old office, I am now looking for a new imarginary job. Preference on officework, as I am good with a staple.

I'm so lonely

#lookingforafriend
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100 Orc Rogue
14490
Just a note to future employers. This man is a horrible worker, I asked for 40 degree stapling on each document and he stapled each set of documents at a 45 degree angle. Clearly unprofessional. We've also had many sexual harassment reports from many of our male office workers. I've also got video footage of him pooping in the urinals. While funny it lowers the morale of our janitorial staff.
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74 Orc Monk
8240
My strengths are I now have implants and I know a lot of players on the LA Dodgers
Edited by Metsushokahn on 7/24/2013 1:01 PM PDT
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90 Dwarf Hunter
12385
I'll hire you, how much are you paying me each week!?!?
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90 Human Warrior
18390
Patrick Star: It was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And at $50 an hour. When I started out, I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.

Are you the stupid starfish or the silly sponge, Metsushokahn?
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74 Orc Monk
8240
I'm that psychotic fish that runs after the two of them all episode yelling CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!
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90 Dwarf Hunter
12385
So are you interested metsushokahn, you will be in charge of cartelling large amounts of wealth/valuables from the horde too me, as well as reveling in my name, to expand my presence amongst the horde player base, I will pay you all the chocolate you need.
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74 Orc Monk
8240
works for me
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90 Dwarf Hunter
12385
Oh here's the key to your corner office penthouse, if you ever feel you are getting ripped off just take this Cadeliac, welcome aboard . Now get your !@# to work and make me money
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100 Human Priest
13640
I've also got video footage of him pooping in the urinals. While funny it lowers the morale of our janitorial staff.


This made me lol.

I am so sad I did not see this thread sooner.
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