However, unlike most people, I will call you out on your false advertisement. You see, Timeless Isle was a place where time was said to stand still. The sun never rises, the sun never sets, just stays in a single spot.
However, while on the Timeless Isle, time does in fact pass. I decided to play some WoW before work, and noticed shortly after that I was three hours late. THREE HOURS. When time SHOULD HAVE stood still. I demand compensation for this, Blizzard.
Either that, or I'm unsubscribing, since because of your lies I have lost my job.