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Look people, phony land was not to be taken seriously. Like it is a major part of the story. It was not meant to be a place for farming like the rest of the game. It is a novelty to be used when you want to take a break from farming. Getting bored with farming then go to phony land and kill all of the mobs there. Even though I know that players of D2 used the cows for farming, but it was never intended to be used in that matter.
Now if you were to add in a cow level as an addition to phony land. Where D3 has two secret levels, then that would be better than D2.
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