Life as a Vizjerei Clan Member

Wizard
03/10/2014 02:03 PMPosted by Paranoyed
what do I need to do to get in on some clan action?


Come join my game tonight. If I just happen to "find" a nice piece of loot, *ahem*, then I think your membership for Viz can be arranged.
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I've done all except:

B) Make friends with a bunch of members

I have no friends :(
03/10/2014 02:05 PMPosted by Horak
03/10/2014 01:52 PMPosted by Melkor
Our clan is not full. We just want to keep the feeling between members very familiar.


By this, Melkor means that he will send you ... photos. That the most diplomatic I can be Melkor. :P


I... is it worth it?
03/10/2014 02:08 PMPosted by PieHole
03/10/2014 02:03 PMPosted by Paranoyed
what do I need to do to get in on some clan action?


Come join my game tonight. If I just happen to "find" a nice piece of loot, *ahem*, then I think your membership for Viz can be arranged.
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Diablo III Wizard MVP |My street cred is limited to the friendly confines of the wiz forum
Piehole YouTube page: www.youtube.com/user/PieHole1628
Danger: Please do not feed the trolls!


Oh look! This pre-ID'ed leg just dropped next you.. ahem.. must be a new feature of the loot system we haven't encountered before..
[Viz][Óðr] has looted [Food Poisoning]
[Viz][Óðr] damn you Bonefish Grill!
03/10/2014 02:50 PMPosted by Óðr
[Viz][Óðr] has looted [Food Poisoning]
[Viz][Óðr] damn you Bonefish Grill!


bangbang shrimp???
It was the grouper.
This was... epic! :-D Damn how I love you guys.

So, every1s getting Tals drops.

I'm getting Blackthornes every time rolled bad. Screw it.
03/10/2014 02:08 PMPosted by PieHole
03/10/2014 02:03 PMPosted by Paranoyed
what do I need to do to get in on some clan action?


Come join my game tonight. If I just happen to "find" a nice piece of loot, *ahem*, then I think your membership for Viz can be arranged.
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Diablo III Wizard MVP |My street cred is limited to the friendly confines of the wiz forum
Piehole YouTube page: www.youtube.com/user/PieHole1628
Danger: Please do not feed the trolls!


Is that blackmail? I like this darker side of you Pie.
[Viz][Bangarang] has looted: Cindercoat
[Viz][Jaetch]: Grats, it looks like your efforts paid off!
[Viz][Melkor] has looted: Cindercoat
[Viz][Jaetch]: Man, I'd like one of those
[Viz][Eciton] has looted: Cindercoat
[Viz][Melkor]: Nice one, Eciton.
[Viz][Eciton]: Thanks man, yours looks great, too.
[Viz][Melkor] has looted: Cindercoat
[Viz][Melkor]: Come on, another one?
[Viz][Eciton]: Hmm, not sure if your first or second one's better.
[Viz][EmperorMao] has looted: Cindercoat
[Viz][EmperorMao]: Great, I get one with my DH and it has dex.
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Tyrael's Might
[Viz][Jaetch]: ...
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Tyrael's Might
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Chaingmail
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Tyrael's Might
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Heart of Iron
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Chaingmail
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Chaingmail
[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Aquila Cuirass
[Viz][Jaetch] has gone offline.
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Somehow Blizzard has figured out what items you want and has denied them to you.
So what you are saying is the RNG gods smile upon your clan and give you drops?
:P

The chain of cindercoats there reminds me of the other night in US Wizards where everyone kept linking pox faulds.
Is it new Promise of Glory?
Jaetch, I feel ya on that one man. Funny stuff.
yeah, I gotcha. good way to do it.
03/10/2014 10:10 AMPosted by Melkor


2. I have begun insta brimming un-ided legendaries that I know are horrible so they don't get listed in the clan chat. I feel like the slow kid when this happens:

[Viz][Jaetch] has looted: Moonlight Ward
[Viz][Atanatar] has looted: Tal Rasha's Guise of Wisdom
[Viz][Atanatar]: Man, not again. That's like my third one.
[Viz][Melkor] has looted: A bag of dirt
[Viz][Melkor]: What the hell?
[Viz][Melkor]: Is this even an item?
[Viz][BDF]: It's a very nice bag of dirt, Melkor :) Don't worry, we're all getting ups and downs dude.
[Viz][EmperorMao] has looted: The Entire Tals Set in a Quad Drop
[Viz][Melkor]: You gotta be kidding me Mao. The whole set? That's ridiculous.
[Viz]EmperorMao]: Stop whining. It doesn't happen all the time.
[Viz][Melkor]: Nah, you're right man. I need to stop with the QQ and get back to farming.
[Viz][EmperorMao] has looted: Everything else
[Viz][Melkor]: That's it. I'm out of he-- ooooh there's a STAR ON MY MAP!!!
[Viz][Melkor] has looted: A bag of dirt
[Viz][Melkor] has gone offline.


So says the guy with a socketed Wand of Woh...

3. When Loroese is online, I avoid chatting and including any numbers whatsoever in my chat. Sometimes, this cannot be avoided:

[Viz][Melkor]: Man did you see Jung4er got a trifecta MLW?
[Viz][Loroese]: I find your misuse of the number 4 to be disrespectful, Melkor.
[Viz][Melkor]: My bad yo. I type so fast sometimes I make like 10 mistakes every time.
[Viz][Loroese]: I find your misuse of the number 10 to be disrespectful, Melkor.
[Viz][Melkor]: You're joking, right dude?
[Viz][Loroese] has gone offline.

I find your lack of the use of pi to be disrespectful, Melkor.
My experience thus far...reenactment by a cat for Melkors' pleasure...

http://i.imgur.com/T8Zaz0F.jpg
03/11/2014 07:33 AMPosted by FL0Maxx
My experience thus far...reenactment by a cat for Melkors' pleasure...

http://i.imgur.com/T8Zaz0F.jpg

I raise you another cat reenactment.

http://www.ultraimg.com/images/RLb4Z.gif

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03/11/2014 08:17 AMPosted by Jaetch
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/RLb4Z.gif


Hahaha!

Your quick n' dirty cat reenactment way better than my quick n' dirty.

03/11/2014 08:17 AMPosted by Jaetch
I raise


I fold.

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