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Apologies for not posting quickly
From PAX East I'm still feeling sickly
I've been meaning to
Reply all to you
But time management gets pretty tricky

Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon
From this case it's worth learning a lesson
If it stands above all
No competition to call
It might be defying our intention

All in all it's worth taking a moment
To try for yourself once you own it
You might be surprised
When you see with your eyes
Shard of Hate makes it easy to pwn with

Fret not my nephalem friends
This bug fix is hardly the end
Of this awesome new sword
You're responsible for
How you use it? Well that all depends

;)

(For a more srs face reply, you may want to read this post.)
04/17/2014 06:26 PMPosted by Nevalistis
Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon


You must be comparing it to all the 2handed legendaries =/
Awesome!! :D :D :D
10/10
can we get all of our patch notes/nerfs in limerick form?
04/17/2014 06:26 PMPosted by Nevalistis
Apologies for not posting quickly
From PAX East I'm still feeling sickly
I've been meaning to
Reply all to you
But time management gets pretty tricky

Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon
From this case it's worth learning a lesson
If it stands above all
No competition to call
It might be defying our intention

All in all it's worth taking a moment
To try for yourself once you own it
You might be surprised
When you see with your eyes
Shard of Hate makes it easy to pwn with

Fret not my nephalem friends
This bug fix is hardly the end
Of this awesome new sword
You're responsible for
How you use it? Well that all depends

;)

(For a more srs face reply, you may want to read [url="http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/12506571517?page=9#164"]this post[/url].)


A+. Backing up the decision in this fashion get a grade A in my book.
I am a demon hunter so I don't care,
However my boyfriend finds it unfair,
You stole his lighting,
But he keeps on fighting,
His complaining I can no longer bear.
That limerick wins so much
04/17/2014 06:42 PMPosted by Thorgrim
A+. Backing up the decision in this fashion get a grade A in my book.


Fix problem A,
exposing problem B.
Write poem about problem A,
ignoring problem B.
Everyone praises poem,
forgetting problem B.
wow the wiz didnt cry this much about frozen orbs bug fix.
04/17/2014 06:26 PMPosted by Nevalistis
Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon


Sorry, its not --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHShplF64is&feature=youtu.be

I dont have the Shard, and i dont play a Barb.
But i am kinda disgusted with the constant Nerfs.

(Being hit by a Nerf myself with the Frozen Orb before)

Didnt you promise "Epic" Legendarys?
I have yet to find them.

Didnt you promise 6 Legendarys per Act3 Clear? (Blizzcon 2013)
I am happy when i find one, and it isnt a 2 Hander, or some other junk.

I really dont want to sound like a cry baby here...
But why did you change the Drop Behavior past RoS Release?

Its been awsome and fun 2.01 Release til RoS...now its simply BORING.
04/17/2014 06:30 PMPosted by Delkerramak
04/17/2014 06:26 PMPosted by Nevalistis
Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon


You must be comparing it to all the 2handed legendaries =/


funnier than those shaby limericks :)
it by still a great weapon you mean a steaming pile of forgotten soul than yes you would be correct
the self-righteous power of nerf hammer
wielded indiscriminate by foolish programmer
he smashes fun,
sends fans on the run,
to rage on the nets all a'clamour
Nevalistis you're a bit late
but your response we appreciate
However what once was so strong
has been treated so wrong
RIP the great sword Shard of Hate.
04/17/2014 06:26 PMPosted by Nevalistis
Apologies for not posting quickly
From PAX East I'm still feeling sickly
I've been meaning to
Reply all to you
But time management gets pretty tricky

Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon
From this case it's worth learning a lesson
If it stands above all
No competition to call
It might be defying our intention

All in all it's worth taking a moment
To try for yourself once you own it
You might be surprised
When you see with your eyes
Shard of Hate makes it easy to pwn with

Fret not my nephalem friends
This bug fix is hardly the end
Of this awesome new sword
You're responsible for
How you use it? Well that all depends

;)

(For a more srs face reply, you may want to read [url="http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/12506571517?page=9#164"]this post[/url].)


Meh, OP's was better.
04/17/2014 06:26 PMPosted by Nevalistis
Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon


IT SUCKS!
You are all being such fools,
there are many more killing tools,
your not some great hero,
turn it back to Torment zero,
this place reminds me of preschool.
04/17/2014 06:26 PMPosted by Nevalistis
Apologies for not posting quickly
From PAX East I'm still feeling sickly
I've been meaning to
Reply all to you
But time management gets pretty tricky

Shard of Hate's still a pretty great weapon
From this case it's worth learning a lesson
If it stands above all
No competition to call
It might be defying our intention

All in all it's worth taking a moment
To try for yourself once you own it
You might be surprised
When you see with your eyes
Shard of Hate makes it easy to pwn with

Fret not my nephalem friends
This bug fix is hardly the end
Of this awesome new sword
You're responsible for
How you use it? Well that all depends

;)

(For a more srs face reply, you may want to read [url="http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/12506571517?page=9#164"]this post[/url].)


Awesome reply! Now can you fix the latency issues tonight?

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